Thursday, August 11, 2005

28 Comments:

Blogger hyperqube^3 said...

joran is innocent, the kalpoes are innocent. people should be very careful before they prosecute someone in the press. im afraid alot of people especially bill o'reilly are going to get mud on their face. 8/30 is the day when natalee returns. and you can bet the farm on that one.

Natalee Holloway 8/30

6:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/30 is when Natalee returns, from where? Is she going to magically appear in Alabama...I guess she just got lost on that huge island. Joran, innocent? Are you crazy. Maybe you need to get out of the sun and visit a little place call reality.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hyperqube is basing this on some kind of numerology crap-ola. And we all have seen the nut-jobs that predicted they knew when the end of the world would be.....based on numerology. All their predictions to date have been wrong, so I wouldn't put much stock into hyperqube's theory!

4:25 PM  
Blogger hyperqube^3 said...

hey, you sound like you've got proof that joran did it. what's the scoop? you sound pretty sure.

hey did you know that the lattitude on oranjestad, aruba is 12'31' and that moon rise on 8/30 for that location is
12:01 and moonset is 00:30 which sum to

12:31. eeeww,

so how do you know that joran is a psycopathic lady killer, or maybe you don't believe that god is working in the world.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or...Joran has been known to drug tourist girls, and cause problems in school.

Did you know that if you take the day that Natalie is supposed to return which is 8-30-05 it reveals something as well. (8+30)x5=190

190 = the number of years Joran will get when Natalie doesn't magically reappear and the FBI puts the case together.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was great!

2:15 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

Hyper stop babling about god, you're beginning to sound like a Yank ;D

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This whole story reminds me of Max Havelaar, I've translated it into understandable (I hope) English below.

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Barbertje moet hangen !

Het gezegde is ontleend aan het fragment van een onuitgegeven tooneelspel, dat voorafgaat aan Multatuli's boek "Max Havelaar".

Gerechtsdienaar:
Mynheer de rechter, daar is de man die Barbertje vermoord heeft ! (wijst naar Lothario)

Rechter:
Die man moet hangen. Hoe heeft hy dat aangelegd ?

Gerechtsdienaar:
Hy heeft haar in kleine stukjes gesneden, en ingezouten.

Rechter:
Daaraan heeft hy zeer verkeerd gedaan. Hy moet hangen.

Lothario:
Rechter, ik heb Barbertje niet vermoord ! Ik heb haar gevoed en gekleed en verzorgd. Er zyn getuigen die verklaren zullen dat ik 'n goed mensch ben, en geen moordenaar.

Rechter:
Man, ge moet hangen ! Ge verzwaart uw misdaad door eigenwaan. Het past niet aan iemand die... van iets beschuldigd is, zich voor 'n goed mensch te houden.

Lothario:
Maar, rechter, er zyn getuigen die het zullen bevestigen. En daar ik nu beschuldigd ben van moord...

Rechter:
Ge moet hangen ! Ge hebt Barbertje stukgesneden, ingezouten, en zyt ingenomen met uzelf... drie kapitale delikten ! Wie zyt ge, vrouwtje ?

Vrouwtje:
Ik ben Barbertje.

Lothario:
Goddank ! Rechter, ge ziet dat ik haar niet vermoord heb !

Rechter:
Hmmm... ja...zoo ! Maar het inzouten ?

Barbertje:
Neen, rechter, hy heeft me niet ingezouten. Hy heeft my integendeel veel goeds gedaan. Hy is 'n edel mensch !

Lothario:
Ge hoort het, rechter, ze zegt dat ik 'n goed mensch ben.

Rechter:
Hmmm... het derde punt blyft dus bestaan. Gerechtsdienaar, voer dien man weg, hy moet hangen. Hy is schuldig aan eigenwaan. Griffier, citeer in de praemissen.


*De opmerking moet hier worden gemaakt, dat in het stuk het niet Barbertje, maar een ander (Lothario) moet hangen.


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Translated into English
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Barbertje must hang !

The saying comes from a fragment of an unpublished play, in the foreword of Multatuli's book "Max Havelaar". N.B. It is in old Dutch.

Court servant:
Judge, your honour, there is the man who killed Barbertje ! (points at Lothario)

Judge:
The man must hang. How did he do it ?

Court servant:
He has cut her in little pieces, and salted her.

Judge:
He has done very wrong. He must hang.

Lothario:
Judge, I have not killed Barbertje ! I have fed her, dressed and taken care of her. There are witnesses who can vouch for me, that I am a good man, not a murderer.

Judge:
Man, you must hang ! You add to your crime with your conceit. It is not done for one who stands accused of something, to pretend to be a good human being.

Lothario:
But, Judge, there are witnesses who will confirm this. And as I am accused of murder now...

Judge:
You must hang ! You have cut Barbertje in pieces, salted her, and you are conceited... three capital crimes ! Who are you, little lady ?

Little lady:
I am Barbertje.

Lothario:
Thank God ! Judge, you can see that I did not kill her !

Judge:
Hmmm... yes...so ! But what about the salting ?

Barbertje:
No, Judge, he did not salt me. He has on the contrary done much good. He is a good and noble human being.

Lothario:
You hear, Judge, she says that I am a good human being.

Judge:
Hmmm...the third point remains. Court servant, lead this man away, he must hang. He is guilty of conceit. Court clerk, make a note as such.

*The remark must be made here, that in the play it is not Barbertje, but someone else (Lothario) who must hang.

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the same old story of "poor guy" and "innoucent as an angel"; open your eyes ans see reality!

2:10 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

open your eyes ans see reality!

Good advice!
Glad you recognize the Judge as being the Americans who can't wait for any evidence but would rather hang Joran tomorrow, after all, he must be guilty of something....

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hyperqube

You are a freakin NUTT JOB!

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante Bet

"Good advice!
Glad you recognize the Judge as being the Americans who can't wait for any evidence but would rather hang Joran tomorrow, after all, he must be guilty of something.... "

That is the FIRST smart thing I have heard you say!!!!

I could not agree more... Let's hang Jordan tomorrow!

2:08 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

And you while we are at it ;-)
No evidence needed.... right?
So, you are as guilty as Joran, and therfor must hang too !!

"Barbertje must hang"

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Noelle said...

Tante has some common sense!

Hey anonymous since you are so sure about what happened that night with Joran, please identify yourself insteading of going under anonymous, and please call the Natalee hotline, because evidently you have the evidence to solve this case!!! Hurry, go!! Don't waste a minute!

6:32 AM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

I'd love to see this case solved too....
Maybe for a complete different reason, most have, but still.... let's solve it.

As for now anonymous is guilty :)

1:41 PM  
Anonymous rocky_52 said...

In spite of all the stories and hate against especialy Joran, here we have something that's typical for us humans. Many people like to hang Joran on a tree (especialy Joran it seems, maybe because he's a rich man's son??), though nothing is proven. But, as for me, his role in this (just like some others) is very misty. I myself have my thoughts on his role in this!! But nevertheless, even when he will be set free, his life will be a mess, always looking back over his shoulder, which empoyer want to have him, people always will look at him "that's him, you know!!!" I severely pitty this young boy, even if he's guilty, then he will bear his deed for the rest of his life. Or, as my grandmother ones said to me: "One moment of pleasure will make you cry for the rest of your life!!! As for natalee and her family? My deepest sympathy.

2:52 AM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

There is only one way out for Joran, finding the person...
finding Nat'lee
and/or
the person who is responsible if there was a crime.

If it was Joran, he's in deep shit.

If not... he will be ok only if someone else is charged & convicted of this crime.

8:23 AM  
Blogger hyperqube^3 said...

blackouts are important markers

From 08/13/2003 to 08/30/2005 is 748 days.

the 2003 blackout of new york

so 4 x 11 x 17

or 41117 ==> 71114, natalee's room number 7114, my bday 714

another correlation

ergei Krikalev, Nasa
The Russian is serving aboard the International Space Station
The Russian cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev has broken the record for the most cumulative time in space - clocking up 748 days in orbit on Tuesday.

He beat a previous record of 747 days, 14 hours, 14 minutes and 11 seconds held by fellow Russian Sergei Avdeyev.

hey, about the 190 actually it is the 147th composite number.

and what's wrong with god, don't get me confused with bible thumping yanks because unfortunately i do live here. However, 99 percent of the "christians" here don't even realize that america is babylon. they don't realize that when jesus warned of one who would come after with a different gospel he was talking about saul/paul the 13th apostle. that's why they can bless a war for oil in the name of democracy when we prop up one of the most extreme regimes where indeed most of the terrorists come from, saudi arabia.

anyways, ill put it down now cuz youll believe me later from the day natalee returns on 8/30 there are 1049 days left till the start of the tribulation which begins on 7/14/2008 and the midpoint falls on 12/31/2011. that's the last day to get out of here before the shit really hits the fan. New york, not jerusalem is where the two witnesses will be for the 1260 days of the first 3.5 years of the tribulation.

you see its al about cycles of time. that's why henry hudson first landed on manhattan on 9/11/1609 which is 402 years till 2011. stupid christians, see what happens when you put a face on god, you're likely to fall for anything especially the end times delusion. there is no millenial reign of christ. it's actually the antichrist. see looks like jesus , must be jesus. anyways natalee is all part of the plan too. that's why her room number was 7114 and turns 6888 days old on 8/30.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Noelle said...

hyper... you really are a nut case. I'll see you on 8/30 when nothing happens dumb dumb.

10:03 AM  
Blogger hyperqube^3 said...

yes, see you there and remember today the one who you called a nut.

i will

im gonna post these comments. i must say out of all the blogs yours has been the most negative.

google

natalee holloway 8/30
natalee hollway's miracle

6:22 PM  
Anonymous Noelle said...

im 21, my fiance is 32, that minus that = 11 which is your IQ :)

I win!

I'm Hyperque^3 the second.

Dork :P

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok Noelle -

THAT was funny!!!!

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Noelle said...

:D lol I'm just sick of reading it, it's all a bunch of numerical coincidences that even if you DO go to look at it, you probably wont understand, God knows I was confuzzled out of my gourd. Someone has a LOT of free time, and if I may, I would suggest spending some time away from the PC if I were him.. maybe go rollerskate or garden or something... o_0

7:39 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

Noelle hyper needs to do some math :)

Probability calculations and statistics on random chance, things like that. Like any student gets here first year of university.

http://www.rit.edu/~rhrsbi/GeneticsPages/Problem%20Sets/Prob%20&%20Stat.pdf

pls hyper read that, show me you understand and I'll give you lesson #2. after that !

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How sad

3:31 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

A judge on Thursday ordered the release of a Dutch teenager who has been jailed for nearly three months in the disappearance of an Alabama honors student and said he would be freed this weekend, the youth's father said.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just thought I would share this post from blogsfornatalee.com:

Comment by From Aruba — September 2, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
Oh my goodness! Please let me apologize for the ignorant comments made by those of my country such as Mad or Tante. There is no excuse for such behavior. Most of the Dutch feel quite the contrary. We do support Nat her family and America in this case. And yes, I do think that those who are guilty should be punished to the full extent of the law. I do hope that now that they’ve released Joran that he’ll slip up and say something that will cause him and whoever else is responsible to be convicted and punished for this haneous act. And like many of you I do believe that he and the Kalpoe brothers and Paul are all probably guilty. They just look too suspicious and have lied way too much. And the witness that said he saw them all at the dump together had no reason to lie or make up that story so I for one do believe him. I don’t know why Paul’s wife doesn’t divorce him, I see him out with a different woman every night that I see him. But please don’t judge all of us by the few stupid people on here that make such comments. I can see that you all have your share of that to. That Steve charachter’s post are really annoying, offensive, and silly. We all need to just ignore all these ignorant folks and maybe they’ll go somewhere else. I do enjoy reading everyone’s different views on this case and respect everyone’s right to express them, although people that make insulting and ignorant comments such as Mad or Steve are uncalled for. And what all Mad accused you Americans of doing, such as all of the luxury stuff and whatever else he has said, we are guilty of doing all the same things. Bottom line is that none of us are perfect so people like Mad should not be complaining and pointing fingers. Well, the best of luck to Natalee’s family. My hopes and prayer go out to you.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante Bet: Shut the fuck up you stupid illiterate asshole.

1:47 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Now, now now, such language towards a lady!

12:18 PM  

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