Friday, September 30, 2005

National Enquirer: Joran Nailed!
Joran, still officially under suspicion of rape and murder, went to Holland after he was freed from prison in Aruba on September 2. The 6ft 5ins honor student quickly enrolled in a business course at a 5,000-student college in Arnhem and, together with his father, Paulus, who was also briefly jailed in the case, moved into a family friend's home in the nearby town of Duiven. His account of his involvement with Natalee was given to attractive 28-year-old Kristina Pedersen, who got to know him on the Arnhem Business School campus. Over several days, he drank heavily, encouraged Kristina to watch hardcore porn and tried to force himself on her. And it quickly became apparent that even now Joran cannot keep his story straight.. (Read More)



"This Little Smug Punk Named Joran"
I want this little smug punk named Joran, or whatever his name is, to realize, to get the little grin off his face, and that light that he sees at the end of the tunnel is a train coming head on... (Read More)

743 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Het zal toch niet zo moeilijk zijn het 'bestaan' (?) van deze 'Kristina Pedersen' (DEENSE naam?) te achterhalen.

1:47 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Sick makening! And ofcourse a lot of beeings here will believe it gladly!

1:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JOE MAMMANA IS A CONVICTED FELON. HE ISNT' GOING ANYWHERE....HE'S A CRIMINAL AND ON PROBATION AND CAN'T LEAVE THE USA..SUCKER!!!!!

Joe is a rapist and a fraud, he is a felon who spent time in jail and has a criminal record as long as the list of Beth's lies!! He holds zero credibility and neither does Beth. What a laughing stock of th real world!! haaaaaaa Bunch of fools!

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Crime-fighter keeps quiet about troubled past

Joseph Mammana has pledged thousands to reward funds. But he's also been on the other side of the law.

Mammana's business dealings and the source of his donations are hard to track. He holds a mortgage to a house in Lower Makefield, but his name isn't on the deed. He also owns three businesses in Pennsylvania and one in New Jersey, but they do not apparently exist at their registered addresses.
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In the late 1980s, Mammana was on the other side of the law.

In 1988, he was charged in Montgomery County with raping a girlfriend, but the charge was dropped in district court when he pleaded guilty to harassment. He was fined $300 and given a 30-day suspended sentence.

In a four-month period in 1989, he racked up nine charges in Florida. In Sarasota County, Mammana posed as a lawyer and, with another man, tried to buy a Corvette using someone else's name and credit history, according to reports in the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. He spent three months in state prison on charges of aggravated assault, grand theft, fraud and other offenses.

In 1990, he returned to the Philadelphia area and married a second time, noting his job as steelworker on his marriage application.

Upon his return to the area, he was ordered to pay restitution and serve three years' probation for bouncing a check at Zinman Furs in Camden County two years earlier.

While on probation in Camden County and Florida, he was charged in Montgomery County in 1991 with theft and forgery after authorities said he opened a checking account in another man's name, and in Burlington County with theft, conspiracy and burglary after police said he stole three cars from a Nissan dealership.

Mammana's most violent crime occurred that October, when he pleaded guilty to an aggravated assault against his then-wife, Lisa, and to possession with intent to deliver steroids.

Mammana became enraged when Lisa asked for a divorce after 10 months of marriage, according to testimony at the preliminary hearing.

"He threatened to kill me, and he threatened to scar my face," she testified. "He threatened to have my father's house burnt down. He threatened to have my daughter raped and blinded."

Mammana ripped a countertop from its hinges and hit his wife over the head with it. As she called for help, Mammana put a knife to her throat and threatened her again, she said.

Mammana was sentenced to 11 to 23 months. After eight months, he was released to New Jersey, where he served an additional year for the car thefts in Burlington County.

Lisa Mammana, now Lisa Pazdan, did not return calls for comment. She and Mammana divorced in 1992.

His transformation seemed to start a few years later.

In the mid-1990s, Mammana made amends with Zinman Furs by paying about $1,700 in restitution.

"The staff tells me he was always a gentleman," said Larry Wenger, the Pennsauken store manager. "If he walked in the door today, we'd love to sell him something."

At Prestige Saddle, however, owner Karen Porter said she has waited 17 years for Mammana to reimburse her for the jewel-studded belt, engraved: "Joe Mammana, USMC, Mr. North America 1985, Jr. Mr. Universe 1986."

Porter, who had been unaware of Mammana's philanthropy, said: "If he truly wants to be a good guy, he can start with me."

2:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JOE has not helped find any missing kids. HE is a fraud and donating is the way of money laundering .....it is a SICK SICK SCHEME.

Where is JUG? Did he run away from Beth too? He is nowhere to be found. I can't believe Jug willingly let Beth gallavant around the country with that rapist convict and criminal!!!!!

2:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY COMMENT BY A CHAPERONE ON THE TRIP - KIDNAPPING AND IN VENEZUELA !! Cant' backtrack now BETH The LYING BE-YOTCH!!


Alert: Just wanted to warn everyone: My best friend and her husband chaperoneed a senior trip of 160 kids down to Aruba, and she returned last night. Her husband had to stay b/c they think that one of the girls was kidnapped, and is possibly in Venezuela now. Her parents flew down, and the State Dept., DEA and several other groups are involved now. She left with a guy from Carlos and Charlie's, and the cops found out that he is a local drug dealer. Just wanted to let everyone know to please stay safe. If anyone in Aruba has any info., please let me know. I should know more later today. Just please say a prayer.

2:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jun 10, 2005 8:39:37 PM

I am from Birmingham, AL...where Natalee is from... and there are two African American residents missing

What are their names and which one is Natalee's boyfriend she ran away with?

2:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

joe mammana sounds fierce, hope joran can out run him.I wouldn't want to be in his shoes. wonder who the drug dealer was that natalee was with? joran?

3:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran sold Natalee to the flesh eaters in Caribbean Islands, and used that money to pay his gambling debt. He wanted to do the same to Kristina. Many flesh eaters immigrated to Holland. Then flesh eating (cannibal) has become an underworld culture in Netherlands. The myth about white blonde virgin meat is prevalent. The white breast and vagina are most sought after. The meat are believed to increase sexual power in men and a cure to HIV. Many rich guys from all over the world are coming to the Caribbean Islands for feast. Most missing white girls are ended up on the dinner table. That is a fact, whether people believe flesh traffiking or not. Most source of missing white girls are smuggled out of US by drug lords in large refrigerated beef cargo containers. US is the largest meat farm products exporter country. Joran is a pimp and flesh trader, and now is taking some business classes to learn to manage his business.

4:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran said to Kristina -- Do you want me to bite you. It happened exactly to Natalee. There are cannibal genes in Joran's blood, he wants to feed on white blonde virgin flesh when he gets drunk. Obviously Joran, Deepak, Satish and Paul ate Natalee completely and very sure Natalee's body will not be found because there isn't anything left of Natalee. So the case is solved. No Body, No Case, No Crime, Yes Tummy, Yes Aruba.

5:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is a cruel conclusion. Joran and others have eaten Natalee. Besides Natalee's flesh, what happened to her bones? Are they also bone crunchers? This is totally unthinkable. And also this is the only explanation to the quick disappearance of Natalee. Can Natalee's DNA be found in these monsters' stomaches? Oh, God, help us to find Natalee. We just can't believe Joran is the devil who took the first bite on Natalee. My God, have mercy on Joran, burn him in Hell fire.

5:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has just gone from bad to worst. Please, just let the authorities slove this case and everyone else just keep your sick ideas and speculations to yourself. This CRAP is unthinkable.
Leave Joran alone. What if this was your child, brother, or your nephew?

6:36 AM  
Anonymous river-52 said...

"...What if this was your child, brother, or your nephew?..."

Believe me, they don't give a shit. The only thing that's counting for them is to see Joran hang and being destroyed. Whatever it takes! As I before said they're of the kind we call here "ramptoeristen", freely translated as "disaster tourists"; all dribbling from pleasure whatching how someone's being destroyed, or hanged, or....whatever, the're enjoying it very much!

6:52 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

One should almost wish these MF will undergo the same fate as the vdS-family. Only then tey'll know.

7:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Body, No Case, No Crime, Yes Tummy, Yes Aruban. Man, it woke me up this morning. I was at a donut coffe shop this morning to get some coffee and donut before work. There was a young dude swinging and laughing at the stool boom. He took a long chocolate coated coconut cream filled submarine donut high into his mouth. And he took a fierce deep bite into the body, his saliva and white cream spitting out of his nostrls. The madman kept on murmuring and chanting, Natalee, Natalee, you good, you good. The whole scene was so sickening and horrifying, and yet nobody paid any attention at all.

7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Body, No Case, No Crime, Yes Tummy, Yes Aruban. Man, it woke me up this morning. I was at a donut coffe shop this morning to get some coffee and donut before work. There was a young dude swinging and laughing at the stool boom. He took a long chocolate coated coconut cream filled submarine donut high into his mouth. And he took a fierce deep bite into the body, his saliva and white cream spitting out of his nostrls. The madman kept on murmuring and chanting, Natalee, Natalee, you good, you good. The whole scene was so sickening and horrifying, and yet nobody paid any attention at all.

?
Right, great story dude!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, The National Equirer is a gossip magazine. You should know that.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No surprise. Joran is insane. He said something was totally out of sense. You never said you wanted to bite a girl. You would rather tell the girl you liked to lick her pussy, and she would really enjoy it. Stupid Joran. He is really a madman and dangerous!

8:07 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

So, and what's the next topic? Can't wait to see what the morons will take into condsideration next? This is more and more something to LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

8:21 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

"....Het zal toch niet zo moeilijk zijn het 'bestaan' (?) van deze 'Kristina Pedersen' (DEENSE naam?) te achterhalen....(translation: it shouldn't be so difficult to trace 'Kristina Pederson')....."

No, it isn't:

http://www.mbi.au.dk/staff/staffmem/krp@mb.au.dk.html

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kristina is a smart business woman student. Joran cased her the first hour she ran into him at the lobby. Kristina was dressed in a sweet business gown, and a very beautiful Dutch girl head garment. Joran was love stuck.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante Bet, would you like Joran to bite you?

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that link pertains to a department of molecular biology in denmark -- wrong url

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

river_52 said...
"....Het zal toch niet zo moeilijk zijn het 'bestaan' (?) van deze 'Kristina Pedersen' (DEENSE naam?) te achterhalen....(translation: it shouldn't be so difficult to trace 'Kristina Pederson')....."

No, it isn't:

http://www.mbi.au.dk/staff/staffmem/krp@mb.au.dk.html

8:29 AM

Maar is het 'deze' Kristina? En zo ja, wat doet ze 'ineens' in Arnhem?

http://han.hbo-student.nl/informatie/meetingpoints.php

Arnhem
In Arnhem kan je gebruik maken van het Grandcafe De HANgar (Gebouw HEAO). Dit gezellige cafe is open van 11 tot 5. Het is de ontmoetingsplek voor veel studenten. Wissel je boeken uit onder het genot van een drankje en muziek.

Naam: HANgar
Locatie: Ruitenberglaan 31

Het is ook mogelijk om af te spreken in lokaal 99. Lokaal 99 is een ideale plek om na een dag op een van de faculteiten gezellig wat te komen drinken met je medestudenten.

Naam: Campuscafe Lokaal '99
Bezoekadres: Ruitenberglaan 33

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.geocities.com/bethhtgroup/

Beth Titty's egotrip

8:59 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Wat zij ineens in Arnhem doet? Ik zou het niet weten. Maar, wat ik hiermee bedoel is: het is zo simpel mensen door het slijk te halen via Internet. Google een nam en voila! Grandcafe ken ik. En, dat het de foutieve url is "I know", gewoon even aangeven hoe simpel het is, net zo simpel als metten in te gaan op het gehalte "Weekend" berichten.

9:05 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

"....that link pertains to a department of molecular biology in denmark -- wrong url..."

I know, just to show how easy it is to drag people through the mud! Just as it is easy to listen to and instantly believe the trash of the level of National Enquirer!

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kristina also said stay way from me, but Joran just kept cumming. Nothing can change Joran's mind. He is the No. 1 sex predator. Look at all his pictures posted in his MSN site. They are not pretty. A whole indication incriminates him as a bad boy. Why dont he just shut up and go to hell and nobody can remember him and save all these heart-breaking news from his family. Joran needs to consider his younger brothers, and don't want to make them look bad anymore at school. Just go away, Joran. Everybody hates you. Don't resurface. Just disappear!

9:09 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

You watched to much the Predator DVD's!

9:18 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

".....nobody can remember him...."

Simply, let everybody leave him alone and he will be forgotten! Just as that simple!

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

river_52 said...
"....that link pertains to a department of molecular biology in denmark -- wrong url..."

I know, just to show how easy it is to drag people through the mud! Just as it is easy to listen to and instantly believe the trash of the level of National Enquirer!

9:08 AM

Ja ja ja!! River made a funny!!! Go ahead,River. That's the attitude. Have some fun, why get all bent out of shape arguing on this blog. How you doing today?

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran, I had posted some messages for you on the other thread but they were deleted. I thnk it was because of the two finger thing. Speaking of the thing, I gave the thing to the guy at the place. He gave me your shoes. Man, I didnt know your feet were so big. Why you use two left foot shoes? I never noticed that. All your shoes are left foot only? A guy is coming to look at the car to fix the seat and the roof. They fucked my car because of you. You owe me for this one. Next girl I go first, ok.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another thing too....man, why you tell that reporter that we didnt have sex with her after I had told that other guy that we all did? You screwed up this time. You know what's going to happen is that Joe Bigbanana is going to pay somebody to come over here and shoot me and Satish in the ass. If they grab me and beat me I'm going to tell everything. You better get ready, this Joe guy is pissed and has the money to fuck us up. I'm afraid of going out at night now.

10:25 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

How I'm doing today? Very fine, thank you!

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

river_52 said...
How I'm doing today? Very fine, thank you!

10:44 AM

Good, lets see what today brings. It's friday, people get creative on fridays.

10:53 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

No, at friday I'm at rest!

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Bigbanana and Beth Hurricane are going to Holland this week to get you. Joe's bodyguards are going to skin you alive. You showed Natalee's driver license picture to Kristina. This is the hard evidence in your computer. Beth is going to ask you where you had your first bite off Natalee. Was it happened at your house or on the beach, you SOB liar? How many other people were feeding on Natalee besides your bloody buddies Deepak, Satish and Paul? Satish is really looking like a vampire in your picture posted in this blog, Sick isn't it?! You know, it is unbelievable how long you criminals had been drugging girls, raped them and ate them live. That is the most crookest and cruelest thing I can ever imagine you can have done to Natalee. Where is Natalee now? I want my beloved daughter Natalee back! Even if you can help me find her a trace of a fragment of her bones and clothing. Hear me, Joran, give me my Natalee. Or Joe is going to skin you from top to bottom and hang you up at the top of Amsterdam tower. Damn you!

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

packininees!! Joran we know your coonass killed and ate Natalee!! Joebigbanana is going to cut your gut wide open and let you bleed out while we all watch and dance. Your blood will be smelled by the tracetraker satan hisself and he will emege and devorer your bones. you will cry out from hell and noone will come to your aids. It is too late for you and your sandnigger friends Sat and Deeps!!

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Pruderce said...

tante is singing in her outside shower (tent with a tin cup) and she is singing at the tops of her lung saying huilie!!! huilie!! Praise the Lord for my shower huilie!!!!!!!!!!! huilie!!!!!

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she a holy roller huilie huilie huilie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after her nice shower she ib goin to church to shout!! huilie!!! huilie!!! huilie!!! and then the organ is going to catch on fire!! ;)

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHY is it going to be closed for maintenance!!!! There ain't nothing wrong with it!!!!!!!!!!! Some gawdam Dutchen conspiracy!!!!!

11:32 AM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

yes, its because of the truth coming out in the Natanal Inquirer someone posted it and now the site is going to be closed for an hour for maintenace!!!!!!! Dam right!! Dutchen conspiracy is what this is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you dam niggers better run like hell!!!

11:35 AM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

WHO are you calling nigger may I ask?

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PruSites said...
WHO are you calling nigger may I ask?

11:37 AM

You bastard!!

11:39 AM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

ummmm Okay, may I ask WHY you are calling me that?

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PruSites said...
ummmm Okay, may I ask WHY you are calling me that?

11:40 AM

ask what ever you feel like it dick! I called you a nigger and its a free contry so deal with it!!

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now get off my fuckin blog if all you want to do is make trouble!!

11:43 AM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

Anonymous said...
now get off my fuckin blog if all you want to do is make trouble!!

11:43 AM

dude, your crazy! YOUR the one 'making trouble' sheeesh!

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lissen up fuckstick, I see trouble when I hear it!!!! Mind your own fucking busness!

11:46 AM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

DUDE!!!!! It IS my business when you call me a nigger!! nutjob.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO dickhat, YOU had to ask in the firstplace and you should have just keop your fuckin mouth shut and left me the fuck alone!!!!

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fox News and MSNBC crews are on their way to Amsterdam to do the Joran special. Joran's accidental revelations to Kristina tip off something criminal so big now is engulfing all the governments in Caribbean Islands. The Dutch Queen Forces are decending on Aruba at this moment. Joran the Suspect is under watch by the local police units. Please keep track of the breaking news.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

remind me to not be here again at the same time YOU are, your crazy indeed. over and out!!!!!

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats right nigger!! Don't come back here or I'll tear you a new ass.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:50, are you shitting or is that true?

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran is going down in a cloud of shit as we speak!!!!!!!!!

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

run like hell Joran!!! JAJAJAJAJA!!!! I knew you'd blow it soons or lates!!! so did the fbi!!! JAJAJAJAJA!!! Run like bigbanbabnaJoe is coming to get you...cas he is!!!!!!!!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!
hey tante and rivets_52!!! bet your ocoming undine now!!!!JAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tante and rivet!!! funny as hell that Joran is going down in a cloud of shit as we speak!!!!!

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran, I'm back. I was looking at the car with that guy that's going to fix it. Not going to do that now, he wants too much money, I'm broke from that lawyer that I had to get because of you and your dad. I'm scared now, that Joe Bigbanana is going to hunt us down. I'm telling you, watch out. What's up with that Kristina chick? Did you do her? Send me pictures. Look, I'm getting rid of these shoes, I'm scared to have them, buy you some more. Man, that Joe Bigbanana is a tough bastard, maybe me and Satish can take him but I think he's just going to pay somebody. I'll keep practicing my cage fighting techniques just in case. I think there are people watching us, I see strange cars drive by. Let me know if you see anybody strange. You going to bring me a t-shirt when you come back?

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deepak, Paulus here. What is the matter with you posting on here? Didn't I tell you guys to not say anything? You are going to bring all of us down. Shut up. I told you before, no body no case. You know that there's no way they'll find the body you moron. And as far as that Joe guy, you are on your own. Joran and I are staying here. There are a lot of girls here, we'll do good. Just go to the police if somebody wants to grab you...and dont say another thing.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

deeps!! Man shit!!! That bitch has blown it for me and us all!!!! Nothing can save us now and the bigbananJoe is one bad motherfucker!! Everyone at school is staying clear from me!! They are afraid they'll get killed too!! No women will even talk to me now, exept some crazy old broad that says she owns this site, and she is loooooney dude!!!! Man, I havent ate for days!!! I still got a little bit of buttcheek left so I'm going to hurry quickly fast and make me a sandwitch out of it!! Let me know what happens and I will let you know too!!!!! J

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sicilian President CEO Joseph Joe Joe Mammana of Yardley Farms & Beth Holloway-Twitty should watch their back when they arrive in Amsterdam. It is not that safe walking the streets there. Several cultures living together: Surinam, Aruba, Dutch Antillen, Turkey, Morocco, Vietnam, previous Yugoslavia, Indonesia, Somalia, Ethiopia, Iran and Iraq. Known fact is that most of the Islamic people there HATE the USA. Now, because it is out on the Dutch blogs that Beth is coming to Holland in search for her daughter Natalee. Now most of these people think WTF is Natalee. But of course those people will look it up on mighty google and read about this case, Beth's comments about Aruba & The Netherlands and then a lot of them do not want Beth & Joe here. However, if you think Amsterdam is safe, then think again!

So, for your information:

Not to scare you off visiting our city, but to be done with the fable of Amsterdam Innocence once and for all.

Amsterdam may not be as dangerous as most cities in the USA, but it is not that innocent either as you might expect it to be!

There is little info about crime in Amsterdam or Holland available for the public. We get a false sence of security, but we really like to keep it that way.

Tolerance

The Dutch nightlife has taken some deadly victims by all kinds of violence in the last years. Because of our so typical Dutch approach a number of stichtingen (type of foundations) has been founded, for instance to gather money (in stead of collecting it from the ones responsible). Recently they combined themselves into the somehow nonsensical stichting zinloos geweld (senseless violence). Sometimes the main goal of stichtingen is to create nontransparent salaries and expense accounts for the administrators.

As an emotional symbol for our struggle against all this zinloos geweld, a socalled geweldloze zone (nonviolent zone) has been introduced in 1999 in the Kalverstraat area. This after the death of a nightly outgoer who reacted on the aggressivity of a wrangler. Be careful leaving this veilige zone: outside this safety place you may run into aggressive behaviour?

We put more effort in expressing our emotions than for the necessary preventative measures.
Nowadays it is more advisable directly calling the police in stead of reacting in a physical or verbal way to someone who is clearly asking for trouble.

Especially at night and when there is a possibility of involvement of alcohol or drugs is the use of a mobile the better way to help.

Sadly the securing of this nonviolent zone seems to be not strong enough on the street.

On the other hand, it is advisable not to stay passive when someone attacks you, says Information point Local Safety, the ILV, in 1999. A poster campagne must not only tackle wrong reactions by bystanders but tries at the same time breaching through the passivity of the public.

Police

In spite of the total crime figures have been down somewhat, the number of raids and (especially in the Center) the street robberies with the use of knife or pistol has gone up the last year, done with unnecessary and excessive violence. The increase of deadly settlements among criminals takes up a large part of the Amsterdam available police force. The salary of a policeman is the same for the whole country, while in Amsterdam and surroundings the rents are higher, commuting is longer and the work is relatively less safe than outside of the Randstad area. Especially Amsterdam has an extreme shortage of policemen. On top of that there are the weekly football matches which absorb a considerable amount of the sparsely law enforcement servants even further. Therefore you see so little "blue" (colored uniforms) on the streets. What you see are socalled "stadswachten", sadly they have not a single bit of power to investigate. An active traffic police does not excist in the Innercity, which results in frequent double parkings. Even the specialized juvenile police bit the dust.

In the sixties especially the Amsterdam police was known for its extreme tough actions, but in the seventies it has changed completely. Therefore the corps has for the last years many difficulties to regain its respect, entitled by its profession.

The official site politie-amsterdam-amstelland lists the latest news on crime and other police matters, at least a part of what happens in the area.

Tourism

The Amsterdam Tourist Board, which is websited as visitamsterdam.nl, previous known as the VVV Amsterdam, wrote early 2001 on her website (smartguide - avoid):
"Avoid the following streets:
After dark: the alleyways of Nieuwendijk - a mugger's delight, and pretty foul; the Southern end of Zeedijk and the streets off it. Sleazy and riddled with miserable-looking junkies; Damrak - the worst, tackiest, neon-infested tourist excess in the country."
The text is not there anymore, but the situation is not changed at all, so the warning still stands!

Other important info about the Dutch:

Dutch R Us

The term Nepotism is specially invented for us

The Dutch translation for service is not dienst, but favor:
iemand een dienst bewijzen = to do someone a favor.

Usual responce to criticism on Dutch society or behaviour:
If you don't like it here, why don't you just emigrate!

Did anyone ever thought about this rather cultural question:
Why is it that our fair-grounds have no "Tunnel of Love"?

Besides courses in menstruation dancing there is now in the
Zaanstreek a course started for friendship for women over 55
with homework to do like "make smalltalk in supermarket or bus".

New Dutch bumper sticker: "If you can read this, I've lost my caravan"

Dutch Etiquette

Don't say a word, while you bump into people

Don't hold the door open for people behind you

Be honest, even when it hurts someone's feelings

Say OP rather then I am sorry, but we're out of it

Light a sigar in a restaurant while others are still eating

Ask first permission before asking someone any question

Make a fake, noisy laugh, especially late at nite on the streets

Lay your money on the counter, not in the hands of salesperson

Greet three times cheek to cheek with loud smacking kissing sounds

Dutch Sense, Or: we have our own way of describing

saying = literally translated = meaning
baarmoeder = bear mother = womb
moederkoek = mother cookie = placenta
schaambeen = ashame bone = pubis
schaamhaar = ashame hair = pubic hair
schaamstreek = ashame area = pubes
schaamlippen = ashame lips = labia
suikerziekte = sugar disease = diabetes
engelse ziekte = English disease = rachitis
doofstomme = deaf and dumb = a deaf person
mongooltje = mongol = someone with Down syndrom
koudvuur = cold fire = gangrene
koud vuur (sterretjes) = cold fire = sparkler (firework)
jodevet = Jew fat = type of candy
jodekoeken = Jew cookies = type of cookies
moorkop = Moor head = type of chocolat covered whipcream filled pastry
negerzoen = Negro kiss = type of chocolat covered cream filled cookie
stront aan de knikker = shit on the marble = quarrel, problems
strontje op het oog (or stijg) = small piece of shit on your eye = stye
iemand een poepje laten ruiken = let someone smell a little fart = a promise to take revenge
met een glaasje teveel achter het stuur = with a small glass too many behind the wheel = drunk driving
something is 'OP' = 'I am very sorry, but we have run out'
someone is 'OP' = his/her time has come, he/she is dead

We say directly what we think of others without concidering of their feelings. That's what we proudly call honesty others might feel it more as senseless.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS I'll send you some money for that thing for that guy. Burn the shoes. Whatever money is left, use it for your car.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PAPA!!!!!! Help me man!!! Where in the hell is MAMA!! You better not have eaten her like you said you might do!!! She is all I got Papa!! You are all the time running around with the chicks and getting drunk, you better not have done anything to my Mama!!!! J

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that Dutchen lesson is funny as hell dude!!

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J and Deep, shut the hell up morons. I told you this will be over if you dummies stay quiet. For the love of god, J...can you wait a while before going after other chicks? I told you I'll get us some hookers from downtown to get off on while the heat is on. You dummies better start learning to be quiet. What the hell do you think is going to happen? We are all going to go down, and it that happens that guy were we left the thing is going to say something and we'll be all fucked. Deepak, if Satish gets scared and wants to talk you might have to call that guy and bring him to the place. I know it's bad but they'll throw us all in jail if he talks too much. tell the guy that we might still need him for another thing like the other at that place. Again, both of you shut the fuck up. MOrons.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous BigTex said...

damnation!!! They are here!! see there Dutchees we told you so!! they are quilty quilty quilty!!!!

12:41 PM  
Anonymous BigTex said...

I'm fixing to put me up 4 ropes out hea on my big ass oak tree right now partna!!!!

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My bets are on JM if he gets into a confrontation with Joran. Joran is a sissy in my book!

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JOE MAMMANA IS A CONVICTED FELON. HE ISNT' GOING ANYWHERE....HE'S A CRIMINAL AND ON PROBATION AND CAN'T LEAVE THE USA..SUCKER!!!!!

Joe is a rapist and a fraud, he is a felon who spent time in jail and has a criminal record as long as the list of Beth's lies!! He holds zero credibility and neither does Beth. What a laughing stock of th real world!! haaaaaaa Bunch of fools!

--------
Crime-fighter keeps quiet about troubled past

Joseph Mammana has pledged thousands to reward funds. But he's also been on the other side of the law.

Mammana's business dealings and the source of his donations are hard to track. He holds a mortgage to a house in Lower Makefield, but his name isn't on the deed. He also owns three businesses in Pennsylvania and one in New Jersey, but they do not apparently exist at their registered addresses.
...

In the late 1980s, Mammana was on the other side of the law.

In 1988, he was charged in Montgomery County with raping a girlfriend, but the charge was dropped in district court when he pleaded guilty to harassment. He was fined $300 and given a 30-day suspended sentence.

In a four-month period in 1989, he racked up nine charges in Florida. In Sarasota County, Mammana posed as a lawyer and, with another man, tried to buy a Corvette using someone else's name and credit history, according to reports in the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. He spent three months in state prison on charges of aggravated assault, grand theft, fraud and other offenses.

In 1990, he returned to the Philadelphia area and married a second time, noting his job as steelworker on his marriage application.

Upon his return to the area, he was ordered to pay restitution and serve three years' probation for bouncing a check at Zinman Furs in Camden County two years earlier.

While on probation in Camden County and Florida, he was charged in Montgomery County in 1991 with theft and forgery after authorities said he opened a checking account in another man's name, and in Burlington County with theft, conspiracy and burglary after police said he stole three cars from a Nissan dealership.

Mammana's most violent crime occurred that October, when he pleaded guilty to an aggravated assault against his then-wife, Lisa, and to possession with intent to deliver steroids.

Mammana became enraged when Lisa asked for a divorce after 10 months of marriage, according to testimony at the preliminary hearing.

"He threatened to kill me, and he threatened to scar my face," she testified. "He threatened to have my father's house burnt down. He threatened to have my daughter raped and blinded."

Mammana ripped a countertop from its hinges and hit his wife over the head with it. As she called for help, Mammana put a knife to her throat and threatened her again, she said.

Mammana was sentenced to 11 to 23 months. After eight months, he was released to New Jersey, where he served an additional year for the car thefts in Burlington County.

Lisa Mammana, now Lisa Pazdan, did not return calls for comment. She and Mammana divorced in 1992.

His transformation seemed to start a few years later.

In the mid-1990s, Mammana made amends with Zinman Furs by paying about $1,700 in restitution.

"The staff tells me he was always a gentleman," said Larry Wenger, the Pennsauken store manager. "If he walked in the door today, we'd love to sell him something."

At Prestige Saddle, however, owner Karen Porter said she has waited 17 years for Mammana to reimburse her for the jewel-studded belt, engraved: "Joe Mammana, USMC, Mr. North America 1985, Jr. Mr. Universe 1986."

Porter, who had been unaware of Mammana's philanthropy, said: "If he truly wants to be a good guy, he can start with me."

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"My bets are on JM if he gets into a confrontation with Joran. Joran is a sissy in my book!"

Believe me, he will not even get a chance to talk to Joran. School and local police are already informed. They will be nicely transported off the school campus and if they will continue stalking Joran they will be evicted out of The Netherlands.

A Dutch police-officer

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all you yankee doodle dandy morons quoting the "National Enquirer".....get a life. But you see you dumbasses, that is the most ridiculous mag in the world, it's a billion dollar business because dumbass yanks buy their crap. What else was in this weekly magazine? Did George Clooney give birth to a goat? Did Hilary Clinton have a sex change? Did Angelina Jolie adopt siamese twin aliens?

TAKE A REALITY PILL YOU BUNCH OF YANK RETARDS!!!!!!!

And no Joe Mammana the convicted RAPIST is not leaving USA......he can't because of his criminal record and probation rules. Beth isn't going anywhere either. You will see her cunt-inue her mediawhore tour of sex, lies and videotape of Thomas & Hunter Twitty in Aruba....with several hours unaccounted for the night of Natalee's disappearance. They also did not return to the hotel after C & C. Where were they til 9 am???????

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

river_52 said...
Maar, wat ik hiermee bedoel is: het is zo simpel mensen door het slijk te halen via Internet. Google een nam en voila!

Inderdaad: op een NH-forum werd zelfs een foto van een duivenmelker getoond, die door deze forumleden onmiddellijk verdacht werd van medeplichtigheid, alleen omdat hij een zelfde achternaam had als een van de echte verdachten in deze zaak. Heb vreselijk moeten lachen!

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, for each illegally plastered poster of Natalee we can charge a fine of 60-250 euro.

Algemene Plaatselijke Verordening (versie 23 maart 2005)


Artikel 8.3

Plakken en kladden.

1. Het is verboden op de weg of op een zaak:
a) een aanplakbiljet of ander geschrift, afbeelding of aanduiding aan te plakken of te doen aanplakken of op andere wijze aan te brengen of te doen aanbrengen;


A Dutch police-officer

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bule, that wasn't no dutchen cop

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

euro? what the hell is that supposed to mean??

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bule, that wasn't no dutchen copYou be surprised....

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rivet_52, stop talking in hebrew, only tante and very few others can tell what you hollering about!!

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care, I live in the states and you don't scare me!!

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we don't let no dutchen across the border unless they come here to work.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care, I live in the states and you don't scare me!!

Than why response on my remarks? It was not meant for you, but for Beth Holloway-Twitty and Joe Mammana IF they decide to visit The Netherlands.

A Dutch police-officer

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I don't care, I live in the states and you don't scare me!!

Than why response on my remarks? It was not meant for you, but for Beth Holloway-Twitty and Joe Mammana IF they decide to visit The Netherlands.

A Dutch police-officer

1:21 PM

Are you guys keeping an eye on him anyways? Just in case he gets too friendly with one of the girls? Are there any dutch men that want to kick his ass just for kicks? Any cops want to kick his ass?

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
By the way, for each illegally plastered poster of Natalee we can charge a fine of 60-250 euro.

What is an "illegal plastered poster"? Do you mean like it's contents or the actual putting a poster up? Explain please.

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can not come over here and mess with me, its a free contry and I say what I want to on here, free speack!!!

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paul, I told you I'd let you go with Joran if you behave. Sounds like neither one of you is behaving. Paulus, I have told you many times...you are too old...let Joran live his life....you are not him.....we got in this mess because you keep letting him do those things and you are always there when he does something bad. Now you are talking about hookers from downtown. I told you to stop that too. I know we dont do it as much but you have to slow down. You dont have to do that everyday, what is Joran going to learn? Paulus, if you continue to act like this you are going to have to come back home. Besides, I feel scared that dumbass Deepak or Satish will do something stupid. You know how they are, not too bright. But listen, dont bring Joran to the district, he has enough problems. And dont be bringing any hookers home either, wait till I get there and I can go get them with you. If somebody sees us we can tell them it's my sister. Shoot, it might be anyways. Are you listening? Stop posting on here that people read this and might know its us talking here. Watch Joran, too. You two are jsut like each other always looking to get laid. You need to grow up. That guy came by and he said he was going to need more money for that thing that he did for you. what do I tell him?

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

run like hell niggers!!!

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Angelina Jolie adopt siamese twin aliens?

What!!! They are not? You sure?

1:45 PM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

Dude!! Stop it!! Quit calling out niggers to absolutly NO ONE!!!

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What is an "illegal plastered poster"? Do you mean like it's contents or the actual putting a poster up? Explain please."

I mean by each poster put up on walls, buildings, windows, without permission of the municipality of the town or mayor, we can charge a fine of 60 to 250 euro. Contents doesn't matter in this case. However, if it is for commercial purposes the fine will be much higher.

A Dutch police-officer

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PRUSIDES!!!! I told you to get the hell off this site!!! I aint calling niggers to on one!!! I am talking to YOU nigget becase I see that you are here again and I told you to get the fuck off my blog!!!!
dont fuck with me!!!

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

euro!! What the hell is that!!

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

really....there aren't any here. wasting cyberspace with all of that.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

dude.....you need to calm down and get out of your foul mood!! and also, this isn't your blog chap.
furthermore, it isn't Prusides, its Prusites.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what you are saying then is that she has to get permission to hang a poster. Would it be denied? So, if she gets permission to put them, do you fine anybody tearing them down as well?

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PruSHITS!! If I say its my blog than it is and you need to get the fuck OFF of it!!! You piss me off every singel time you are here!!!
Now get thee FUCK off of my blog!!!
Dont come back nigget!!!

1:53 PM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

I will be here as well as post anytime I wish to. How old are you dude?

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, maybe you are eating too much red meat.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Are you guys keeping an eye on him anyways? Just in case he gets too friendly with one of the girls? Are there any dutch men that want to kick his ass just for kicks? Any cops want to kick his ass?"

He is a suspect and because there is no more evidence he is free to walk where he wants and talk with whoemever he wants. I have got no information if somebody want to harm Joran. Even if I would have that information I am not allowed to tell. Besides, the Natalee Hollway case is not big here in The Netherlands.A Dutch police-officer

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lissen up pruSHITS...every singel time your here you post buleshit!! We are ahving a convorsating and your inputs isn't needed!! My age ain't nono of your damn bisness faggott!! Get thee fuck off of this site and DONT come back!!!!!!!

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dutch Police Officer, you didn't answer my question about the tearing down the posters if she has permission to put them up. What do you know?

1:59 PM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

did you all know there is an escapee from the mental clinic on your site??

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Dutch Police Officer, you didn't answer my question about the tearing down the posters if she has permission to put them up. What do you know?

1:59 PM

By the way, thanks for answering the other questions. You bring new info here.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what you are saying then is that she has to get permission to hang a poster.

Yes

Would it be denied?

I do not decide on that, the mayor does.

So, if she gets permission to put them, do you fine anybody tearing them down as well?

Only if we see this, we will warn the person not to do so. But we will not give them a fine.

A Dutch police-officer

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only if we see this, we will warn the person not to do so. But we will not give them a fine.

A Dutch police-officer

2:03 PM

Thanks. If something else comes up I'll ask you.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes nigget we ALL know and it is YOU!! You motherfuck!! You best get the fuck off of my blog befere I nok out your internet rigt in front of you face!!!!!!!!!

2:05 PM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

this dude is not getting enough oxygen to his brain I'm afraid.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prusites, please stop antagonizing this person. It is pretty obvious they may be disturbed and it just isn't productive to keep making him angry.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Dutch Police Officer, you didn't answer my question about the tearing down the posters if she has permission to put them up. What do you know?

1:59 PM

By the way, thanks for answering the other questions. You bring new info here.


I just did and you are welcome. I am on duty now, so have a nice day!

A Dutch police-officer

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, switch over to decaff man!

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck both of you and get your black shiney asses off of this blog!!!!! You both are fucking up our convorsating here!!!!! Nobody cares about your buleshit that you post!!! dumbfucks!! only mental escrape are the two of you!!!

2:11 PM  
Anonymous uncle sam said...

PRUSIDES!!!! I told you to get the hell off this site!!! I aint calling niggers to on one!!! I am talking to YOU nigget becase I see that you are here again and I told you to get the fuck off my blog!!!!
dont fuck with me!!!






Hey you clog wearin- momma has braided pig tails, Dutch fuck wad,
Stop calling him a ni&&er…this isn’t your blog, so you get the fuck off of here and go sand your wooden shoes.
Land of the free, home of the BRAVE-bitch

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2;07 and 2'08 that was for YOU, not for 2[09. yeah, you got a poinit there 2'09, i'll have some decap for a change
the rest of you can FUCK YOUSLEF!!

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hende ta keda hende! That means people stay people. THis is the 2000 years not 1800 or 1900 when there was discriminating also, if you believe in God, u wouldn't discrimate becuase God has made different people becuase if we all look alike this world would go around,and if we all ever be americans it would suck, becuase only there allot of shit happens. Becuase they always forget about God. Begin with your own country change your own system and see if you can jugde others for their system or the people, God never sleeps.
Hope God bless you and also Beth Twitty becuase she's grazy. She is taking food of the arubians mouth, but we believe in God and the thruth shall be seen soon. And beth Twitty will be seen as a witch that's what she is. A stupid wannabe who thinks she's all that.
She looks like grazy hahahah.'
Anyways what ever....

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey you ratbuttfucknigger!!! 2[14!! I no that you are that fuckhat PruSHITS!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BLOG!!!!! we are having a convorsating here if you cant tell!!!!!

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't give damn about no blackshineyassed arubans!!! 3rd world contry grubworm eatin torchtoting bongobeating stinkinass arubans!!

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that aint no fuckin cop it is rivets_52!!

2:24 PM  
Anonymous PruSites said...

I'll come back when that loon takes a break, or gets locked up whatever comes first.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pruSHITS!!! I am ALWAYS here you faggott nigger!!! This is my blog and I'm always watching for you!!!!!!! Gppd ridiance and stay the fuck OFF of my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:27 PM  
Anonymous uncle sam said...

Hey you ratbuttfucknigger!!! 2[14!! I no that you are that fuckhat PruSHITS!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BLOG!!!!! we are having a convorsating here if you cant tell!!!!!

2:17 PM











Whoa…calm down there tight-ass
They have medicine for your condition…its called a gun-USE IT AND KILL YOURSELF
Please, do us all a favor-
You are nothing but comical to anyone reading your smut comments
So, what did you end up with a really small dick??Is that why you hate blacks so much????
That’s what it is –YOU’RE A NEEDLE DICK!!! HAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHAA
From now on , we will call you stubby , K ?

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is a "grazy"?

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hende ta keda hende! That means people stay people.


Hende ta keda hende? That's sounds like what my Harley sounded like when it bent a valve. hende ta keda, hende ta keda ...hende hende hende...hende ta keda hende... pow!

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, I know you didn't mean me (decaff suggestion). Rock on!

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PruSites said...
I'll come back when that loon takes a break, or gets locked up whatever comes first.




Dont go anywhere....let the wierdo go.....maybe he will choke on his own tongue

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran is a fudgepacker, and I wonder how many times he has done Deepak?

2:49 PM  
Anonymous uncle sam said...

Joran is a fudgepacker, and I wonder how many times he has done Deepak?

2:49 PM

I would say at least 5

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm back fuckers!! The way i see it there are a cople of you that need to exit my fucking blog!!!! Now when i get back from work you'd better not be here!!!!! just for this shit I am going to ticket ever one in the gawdam town!! 5 miles ovet the limit and bam!!! 50$$ ticket up your asses!!!!! yes dickhat, I gotta gun alrite, and I am soon going to be driving down the little shit street you live on and BAM!!! then I'm going to make it look like selfdefense, knife in your bloody hand, and thats the end of story, I do it alllllll the time...........now, stay thee FUCK off my blog you best not be here when I get back motherfuckers!

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^^^ whatever crackhead..I hope you get fired

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ik hoop dat joran een relaxed weekend in gaat net zoals ik --


mvg m,

3:08 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

09/28/2005

Judge's unorthodox rulings raise eyebrows
State District Judge Lauri Blake recently laid down the law to a 17-year-old drug offender: As a condition of probation, she barred the teenager from having sex as long as the girl is living with her parents and attending school. The unorthodox ruling is just one of the ways Judge Blake, who was elected 10 months ago, is making her presence felt in the 336th District Court covering Fannin and Grayson counties.

Hahaha yoy Yankees never cease to amaze me :)

The National Equirer
Hahaha Beth Bitch now only has the NE to come up with new fabtasies :)
She must be desparate.


Het zal toch niet zo moeilijk zijn het 'bestaan' (?) van deze 'Kristina Pedersen' (DEENSE naam?) te achterhalen.
Maar je geen zorgen dit is van a tot z gelogen...

Aan de ene kant kan je je afvragen of Paul, nu toch even "in between jobs" niet een paar miljoedn $$ eruit sleept.

Ook kan het nuttig zijn... hoe gekker hoe beter, niemand zal op een gegeven moment iets meer geloven....


Wake up Yanky wankies !!! Time for you daily portion of bashing by the Dutch ! :-))

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

overe(i?)gens wens ik dit prettig weekeinde aan iedereen toe !

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many Arubians does it take to date a blonde?
Three but they have to drug her first.

How are family murders in the USA and Arubian killers alike? They blame the Black guy first!

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

naar mate ik meer terug kijk in de history vind ik idd die amarikanen hyper hysterisch reageren (what eklse is new)

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sirry voor nl typos

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry*

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wake up Yanky wankies !!! Time for you daily portion of bashing by the Dutch ! :-))

3:12 PM

Wake up? You ever heard of the time difference, fool? Bring it....

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judge's unorthodox rulings raise eyebrows
State District Judge Lauri Blake recently laid down the law to a 17-year-old drug offender: As a condition of probation, she barred the teenager from having sex as long as the girl is living with her parents and attending school. The unorthodox ruling is just one of the ways Judge Blake, who was elected 10 months ago, is making her presence felt in the 336th District Court covering Fannin and Grayson counties.

Hahaha yoy Yankees never cease to amaze me :






Tante, do you ever think that maybe you are a bit OBSCESSED with this whole case?
Do you get a hard-on everytime you see Beth’s name somewhere????
Really-

3:22 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

JORAN NAILED!

The prime suspect in the disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway has dramatically broken a four-month silence to talk about her final hours.

Speaking about his involvement in the case that has gripped America, Joran van der Sloot, 18, laughed as he swigged beer, smoked menthol cigarettes, and confessed: "I'm guilty — but only of leaving her on the beach." In a series of shocking disclosures, van der Sloot:

# RAGED viciously at Natalee's heartbroken mother, Beth Holloway Twitty
# INSULTED Natalee by claiming she was "twisted" and cruelly blamed her for his arrest.
# BOASTED about having sex on the beach with Natalee
# TALKED of his hatred for Americans and called them "bitches"
# CONFESSED he lied to police
# BRAGGED about how to dispose of a body in Aruba


Joran, still officially under suspicion of rape and murder, went to Holland after he was freed from prison in Aruba on September 2.

The 6ft 5ins honor student quickly enrolled in a business course at a 5,000-student college in Arnhem and, together with his father, Paulus, who was also briefly jailed in the case, moved into a family friend's home in the nearby town of Duiven.

His account of his involvement with Natalee was given to attractive 28-year-old Kristina Pedersen, who got to know him on the Arnhem Business School campus. Over several days, he drank heavily, encouraged Kristina to watch hard core porn and tried to force himself on her. And it quickly became apparent that even now Joran cannot keep his story straight — his account was peppered with the lies that have marked his From Page 34 part in the investigation since Natalee disappeared on May 30.

Kristina said: "One day we shared a jug of beer. Joran looked me in the eye and said, 'Here's to finding Natalee'. "Half an hour later he was trying to kiss me and lure me to a deserted area of a park. Then he suddenly asked me, 'Do you want me to bite you?'"

When asked why he left Aruba, Joran laughed and said: "I was in jail for three months... for a missing girl." He insisted on taking Kristina to the college internet station, where he showed her accounts of the case. "There were pictures of him in handcuffs — and he was obviously enjoying showing them to me. He seemed to think that was pretty cool. It made me nervous." Then, as they drank beer in a pub called De Hangar on September 23, Joran began to give Kristina his version of what happened to Natalee.

"He said that she approached him in Carlos 'N' Charlie's bar and bought a couple of rounds', " Kristina said.

Joran revealed that Natalee lay on the bar and invited him to lick a "jelly shot" — vodka frozen in jelly — from her navel.

"He said Natalee then asked him, 'Do you want to go home with me? and Joran said okay'," Kristina added.

In a dramatic new twist, Joran then claimed that after leaving the bar, Deepak and Satish Kalpoe drove him and Natalee to his home — not to the beach. Kristina said: "They went to his home for a while and then to the Holiday Inn, where she was staying.

"They decided to go for a walk on the beach, and the Kalpoes left. He told me, 'Natalee was totally wasted, and I was drunk. We had sex on the beach'."

Yet in a TV interview recorded just a day later, Joran denied having sex with Natalee and claimed they just "cuddled."

Said Kristina: "He went on, 'Afterwards I asked her if she wanted to go home with me because I had to get up early for school. She said she didn't want to go back there. I told her I had to go, and asked if I could walk her home. She said, 'No — I want to be on my own. I'm staying here.' I left her and went home."

Kristina added: "Joran continued, 'I felt guilty leaving her on the beach. I probably shouldn't have done that, but she wouldn't walk back with me. I had to lie about what happened to the girl because I was the last person to see her. If the lie had been kept up, none of this would have happened'."

To read the rest of this article, pick up this week's issue of The national Enquirer.

Published on: 09/30/2005

Hahaha, nice try Yankees...... but Btell Beth Bitch we don't believe her lies, actually never have :)

Now send a fresh batch of teenies to Aruba soon, also some to The Netherlands, Joran may want to party soon.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jo and Beth and their bodyguards are planning to net Joran like doggie when he comes out of a beer joint drunk after dark. The bodyguards will put him in a lobster cage and forced some ecstasy down his throat. When Joran's cock gets hard, they won't cut his cock but shave off his cock hair for FBI lab material evidence. Also the BG will see if they can find any foreskin on Joran's cock, and circumcise it if there is, for background criminal DNA analysis to see if Joran is a true Dutch breed. They will take measure of Joran's cock to verify his 9" claim. To make sure he is not lying to the girls. All the girls love to suck big 9" cock, and Joran is making the lies to harm the girls. The porno movies which Joran was showing to Kristina were all of 9" cocks. Kristina was getting so horny and Joran was trying to kiss her butt and stick a jello shot into her asshole. Kristina just gave a good kick to his mouth and knocked him out.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, oh SOME of the dutch have finished their first fith of vodka. They got balls now. Only thing is that they'll only make sense until they are half way on the second. so hurry up, only got half a bottle of vodka before they are totally incoherent. And don't blame the dog when you are shitting yourself either.....pfffft! wooo! that was a wet one.....

3:26 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

Natalee Holloway Missing; Enter JOE MAMMANA;

"I want this little smug punk named Joran, or whatever his name is, to realize, to get the little grin off his face, and that light that he sees at the end of the tunnel is a train coming head on."

Hahaha very smart Beth Bitch, get in the criminals.... that will earn you respect !
Are we supposed to be impressed ? Scared ?? Hahaha, you know, you know, you will never ever get your daughter back, you have forfeited that right !!

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran nailed!!!!




Found in his apartment by his father. Had a huge black man impaled in his anus. Took paramedics two hours just to wipe the smile off his face. Story tonight at 9........

3:30 PM  
Anonymous uncla sam said...

TANTE BET_

Now send a fresh batch of teenies to Aruba soon, also some to The Netherlands, Joran may want to party soon.

Why don’t YOU send your little faggot 12 yr. old ?????

that would be a blog and a half !

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha very smart Beth Bitch, get in the criminals.... that will earn you respect !
Are we supposed to be impressed ? Scared ?? Hahaha, you know, you know, you will never ever get your daughter back, you have forfeited that right !!

3:29 PM

Speak for yourself. I'm scared.
Deepak

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Beth's complaint isn't that Joran didn't stay with Natalee on the beach... What troubles Beth (and many of us) are the multiple lies that have been told about the missing pieces of May 30, 2005. Innocent people don't lie repeatedly. They don't have to. The fact that Joran described in detail Natalee's undergarments (and even details of her anatomy that only someone who had seen her naked would know) point to the clear suggestion that Natalee was sexually assaulted. Even Karin Janssen conceded that a sexual crime was likely committed. There is also a pattern of sexually inappropriate and violent behavior that litters Joran's past. This young man is in a lot of pain. I don't understand why his parents don't seek help for him, I'm sure they love their son... This is not about "Yankee arrogance", it's about protecting the crimes of a sick person to preserve government corruption in Aruba.

3:10 PM


"Things Are Definitaly Looking Up"
Joran Van Der Sloot updated his blog today.... Click on screenshots to enlarge....
"I had a ruff time the past 3 monthes but things are definitaly looking up now. I have so many friends and family members that love me that whatever other people say doesn't bother me the slightest bit. Life is fragile and your whole life can be turned upside down at anytime, my suggestion to everyone is carpedium and live every day to its fullest!"

3:38 PM  
Anonymous uncle sam said...

TANTE BET_

Now send a fresh batch of teenies
WELL?????????


to Aruba soon, also some to The Netherlands, Joran may want to party soon.

Why don’t YOU send your little faggot 12 yr. old ?????

that would be a blog and a half !

3:31 PM

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Mammana is a convicted rapist and a felon and he can't leave the USA. Beth isn't going anywhere either. She's having too much fun on her mediawhore sex lies & videotape tour whoring around with a rapist convict with a history of criminal charges of first and second degree aggravated assault, fraud ...actually his criminal record is as long as the list of Beth's lies.

Funny thing though is that Joran is FREEEEEEEEE to travel anywhere he wants in the world and Beth's rapist buddy Joe Mammana can't even leave USA becasue he's a felon yank!!!! haaaaaaaaaa

FOOOOOOOOLS!!!!

3:45 PM  
Anonymous uncle sam said...

well????


uncle sam said...
TANTE BET_

Now send a fresh batch of teenies
WELL?????????


to Aruba soon, also some to The Netherlands, Joran may want to party soon.

Why don’t YOU send your little faggot 12 yr. old ?????

that would be a blog and a half !

3:31 PM

3:43 PM

3:47 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...



"BETH HOLLOWAY TWITTY: Well, I did meet with an attorney today, Rita. And you know, we really just don‘t want to leave any stone unturned. And if there‘s any other avenue that we can pursue, you know, we want to do that. We just really don‘t—we just really haven‘t been able to look at any of our options here. So you know, that‘s kind of where we are, and we‘re just beginning this process."

TWITTY: You know, Rita, I cannot—I just—I have a hard time—I just can‘t believe that they cannot, you know, bring charges against him for rape. I mean, it‘s just so clear—well, no, it‘s not just clear, it‘s crystal clear that these men have committed this crime against Natalee. I mean, it‘s a gang rape.

TWITTY: Oh, Rita, it is so difficult to—you know, every time I hear this interview from Joran, I just—I mean, I just can‘t believe that these words are coming from him and—you know, because I‘ve seen his statements, and I‘ve read five of them, or had them translated. And you know, that‘s what needs to be read. And where Joran is describing that he‘s having sex with her at his home and—you know, it‘s just amazing that he still continues to place all the blame on Natalee. I mean, he‘s saying that the reason why was because Natalee was drunk. It was her fault, because she wanted to go with him. I mean, he accepts absolutely none of this responsibility.

TWITTY: Well, you know, Rita, it‘s how we‘ve done this whole investigation, and it‘s just, hopefully, a new door will open and we will enter. You know, that‘s how we‘ve looked at this. We feel like we‘ve been on a path. And you know, as long as another door can be opened, we‘re going to go through is it and just see what happens. We just don‘t know yet, Rita.

COSBY: Yes, it‘s outrageous. It‘s everybody else‘s fault but his own. Beth, what do you hope to achieve, also, with—with these new folks, with Eliot Curson and also Marty Trichon?

What a fool this Beth Bitch is !

And this new lawyer trichon doesn't that mean treason or traitor in French ?

3:49 PM  
Anonymous uncle sam said...

Can someone please send this to Joran Pimple-sloot..thanks

The American Academy of Dermatology recommends some of the following acne control guidelines.
• Do not pop, squeeze or pick at the acne lesion. This can spread the inflammatory process and worsen the acne.
• Twice a day wash your face gently with mild soap or a sulfur soap. Just pat your face dry and do not rub it with a towel.
• Use only "noncomdomedogenic" skin products that do not clog pours.
• Avoid oil based products.
• Avoid acne irritants such as airborne grease from fast food restaurants, rubbing or friction from sporting equipment etc.
• Give anti-acne products time to clear up the lesions. This can mean several weeks or even months.
• Some acne products increase the skin's photosensitivity. When in the sun wear a hat and use sunscreen and avoid tanning booths while using these products.

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Mammana is a convicted rapist and a felon and he can't leave the USA. Beth isn't going anywhere either. She's having too much fun on her mediawhore sex lies & videotape tour whoring around with a rapist convict with a history of criminal charges of first and second degree aggravated assault, fraud ...actually his criminal record is as long as the list of Beth's lies.

Funny thing though is that Joran is FREEEEEEEEE to travel anywhere he wants in the world and Beth's rapist buddy Joe Mammana can't even leave USA becasue he's a felon yank!!!! haaaaaaaaaa


Funny thing is Joran is a coward!!!
He could have accepted his scholarship to Saint Leo's and he chickened out! He is afraid to come to the US.

The pimps were a posse of fudgepackers! They pretended to be a gang, but the most they ever did was gangbang Joran for fun!

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Mammana is a convicted rapist and a felon and he can't leave the USA. Beth isn't going anywhere either. She's having too much fun on her mediawhore sex lies & videotape tour whoring around with a rapist convict with a history of criminal charges of first and second degree aggravated assault, fraud ...actually his criminal record is as long as the list of Beth's lies.

Funny thing though is that Joran is FREEEEEEEEE to travel anywhere he wants in the world and Beth's rapist buddy Joe Mammana can't even leave USA becasue he's a felon yank!!!! haaaaaaaaaa


Funny thing is Joran is a coward!!!
He could have accepted his scholarship to Saint Leo's and he chickened out! He is afraid to come to the US.

The pimps were a posse of fudgepackers! They pretended to be a gang, but the most they ever did was gangbang Joran for fun!

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA YANK FOOOOOOOOOOOLSSSSS!!

USA TODAY - ARUBA ARTICLE & BEAUTIFUL PICS OF ARUBA!!

on track to be a record for Aruba tourism.

There wasn't a wave of summer cancellations after Holloway's disappearance, say Jansen and Caribbean-vacation vendors such as Connecticut-based TourScan. In fact, the number of June visitors from the USA increased 10% this year, and July and August hotel occupancy was up over last year, too.

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/gallery/2005/09-27-aruba/flash.htm

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please send this to Joran Pimple-sloot..thanks

The American Academy of Dermatology recommends some of the following acne control guidelines.
• Do not pop, squeeze or pick at the acne lesion. This can spread the inflammatory process and worsen the acne.
• Twice a day wash your face gently with mild soap or a sulfur soap. Just pat your face dry and do not rub it with a towel.
• Use only "noncomdomedogenic" skin products that do not clog pours.
• Avoid oil based products.
• Avoid acne irritants such as airborne grease from fast food restaurants, rubbing or friction from sporting equipment etc.
• Give anti-acne products time to clear up the lesions. This can mean several weeks or even months.
• Some acne products increase the skin's photosensitivity. When in the sun wear a hat and use sunscreen and avoid tanning booths while using these products.


I am glad you noticed the boy had a terrible case of zits. Maybe Joran should just pop a zit on the next Current Affair reporter that approaches him...

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante Bet, I must say you are very consistent with your remarks!

Chapeau!

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny thing though is that Joran is FREEEEEEEEE to travel anywhere he wants in the world and Beth's rapist buddy Joe Mammana can't even leave USA becasue he's a felon yank!!!! haaaaaaaaaa

FOOOOOOOOLS!!!!

3:45 PM

Not yet, pecker. Only in the dutch territories......

3:58 PM  
Anonymous uncle sam said...

NOW ,YOUR FUCKING BLIND?????


uncle sam said...
well????


uncle sam said...
TANTE BET_

Now send a fresh batch of teenies
WELL?????????


to Aruba soon, also some to The Netherlands, Joran may want to party soon.

Why don’t YOU send your little faggot 12 yr. old ?????

that would be a blog and a half !

3:31 PM

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Not yet, pecker. Only in the dutch territories......"

WRONG!! He can travel everywhere in Europe and the World hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe Mammana is a convicted rapist and a felon and he can't leave the USA.



I'm sure he can wire some money to somebody to take care of the boys, ya think?

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante, slow down on the vodka. Lets make this last for a while. If Anita shows up with the 151 rum, dont open the door. You how she is.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Not yet, pecker. Only in the dutch territories......"

WRONG!! He can travel everywhere in Europe and the World hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:00 PM

Since when?

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Since when?"

Since the day he was released. He already went to East Europe and the UK.

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran told Kristina he never saw a tampon before except the one inside Natalee's pussy. He yanked it out from Natalee and said it tasted sweet and salty. He also said he kept the tampon wrapper as a book mark. So we believed that Natalee was in Joran's apartment, and she changed her new tampax there. The tampax wrapper is another material evidence the police can get it from Joran.

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when?"

Since the day he was released. He already went to East Europe and the UK.

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:04 PM

Really? No shit....is that part of the deal or just another example of dutch law enforcement ineptitude? You're making this up. I hate it when you lie. That damn vodka messes with your perception of reality.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Really? No shit....is that part of the deal or just another example of dutch law enforcement ineptitude? You're making this up. I hate it when you lie. That damn vodka messes with your perception of reality."

I am not Tante Bet and I am not making it up. I don't lie. Joran went with his dad to the UK and Eastern Europe. And that's the truth, nothing but the truth so hooray for out legal system!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

re: I'm sure he can wire some money to somebody to take care of the boys, ya think?

4:01 PM

Ya I think somebody will take care of the boys FOR FREE. The Twitty twin boy rapists that is!!!!!! Nobody likes a coward ....fleeing from the scene of their crime in Aruba and lots of yanks don't like lying twitty twin rats pointing the fingers at innocent people.

You yanks were so outraged that Joran & Kalpoes let the black guards stay in jail unjustly for 1 week but Hunter & Thomas Twitty are worse.......they let Joran & Kalpoes stay in jail 3 months .......for THEIR CRIMES ....Hunter & THOMAS TWITTY know where Natalee is........b/c they raped her in the fishermans' hut and the security cameras at the holiday don't show the twin fags coming back to the hotel til the wee hours.....all full of mud and dirt and then showered and caught their flight with help from Uncle Jug......they fleed the island!!!!!

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante? Tanteeee!!! Open the door....it's me Anita.....your little tulip...like you call me....I stopped at the store for the 151 rum......I've been at the beach drinking coco-locos....open the door, fool....Paulus is still in HOlland and that asshole and joran have been whoring around...buuuurppp!! ...fuck him...he can do it, I can do it...tante....open the damn door....pfffftttt!!! oh crap...the coco-locos got my stomach all screwed up....pprrrrrt!! oh that one burned.....Tante open the door, I'm serious.....I'm ready....just on in the ass this time, them damn coco-locos can cause me to have an accident...Tante, take and make monkey love to me....are you drinking in there? Open the door...I told you not to drink too much, now you wont get it up....Tante, please...please...I need you....but I need your toilet first...quickly! ppprrrrrttt pffftt! holy shit! I should have wore underwear...what a mess!! tante open up...!!!!

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran nailed!!!!




Found in his apartment by his father. Had a huge black man impaled in his anus. Took paramedics two hours just to wipe the smile off his face. Story tonight at 9........

3:30 PM

yep! hop de hoop dewhakker ehy rivets_52??

4:18 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

"Not yet, pecker. Only in the dutch territories......"

Not so, the judge lifted ALL retsrictions about two weeks after his release as the prosecutor had (and has) not shown a single piece of evidence.
Not even shown that a crime has been committed.
Nothing in the statements of the 3 to hold them or retsict the in any way.

Quite normal for innocent people.... !


PS don't berlieve the stories that he is traveling all over Europe, his scholl had already started when he come here and so he will have only sat/sun free time... you know for partying and girls :)))
Send the teenies pls :)

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fleed = fled the island of Aruba....never to return. Mommy Marcia confiscated all the MB students cameras and cell phones when they arrived in Alabama. Mommy Marcia knew the twin's secrets because at that point NAtalee only missed her flight and wasn't officially declared missing. You yanks cry ....why did the boys have a story within 24 hours of Natalee's disapperance........well why did Marcia Twitty.....mom of Twitty rapists have stories and confiscate MB cameras and cell phones and got lawyers within hours of NAtalee only having missed her flight and not declared missing yet?

THE KEY IS TWITTY TWINS !!!!!!! That's why Beth is so hellbent on diverting the focus off them. That's why she kept it a secret from prosecution and DAve that Twitty step cousins Hunter & THomas were with Natalee in Aruba and fled the island when she wasn't there for her flight.

DIAGNOSIS: GUILTY TWITTY FAMILY!!!!

case solved.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOLSHIT!!! 4:17!! ROFLMFAO!!!

4:19 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

PS stay away from Aruba/The Netherlands Yanks !!

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante, who ya calling a pecker?

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Prusites said...

Is it safe to come back now? sheesh!!!

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The biggest lie Joran had made is about his 9" cock. No one believes he has a 9" dick. 9" dick takes years to grow. You need to take a lot of steroids. By the age of 25 Joran may have a grown 9 inches. Kristina guessed his dick more like 6 inches or less when Joran masturbated in the park. He got lots of cum ok.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA YANK FOOOOOOOOOOOLSSSSS!!

USA TODAY - ARUBA ARTICLE & BEAUTIFUL PICS OF ARUBA!!

on track to be a record for Aruba tourism.

There wasn't a wave of summer cancellations after Holloway's disappearance, say Jansen and Caribbean-vacation vendors such as Connecticut-based TourScan. In fact, the number of June visitors from the USA increased 10% this year, and July and August hotel occupancy was up over last year, too.

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/gallery/2005/09-27-aruba/flash.htm

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Tante, who ya calling a pecker?

4:19 PM

I was calling that other dutch asshole that was saying the shit about Joran going to the UK and East Europe looking for prey. the dickless says he is not tante so I figure it's another dutch with the inferiority complex

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I was calling that other dutch asshole that was saying the shit about Joran going to the UK and East Europe looking for prey. the dickless says he is not tante so I figure it's another dutch with the inferiority complex"

Got your worried huh?!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The biggest lie Joran had made is about his 9" cock. No one believes he has a 9" dick. 9" dick takes years to grow. You need to take a lot of steroids. By the age of 25 Joran may have a grown 9 inches. Kristina guessed his dick more like 6 inches or less when Joran masturbated in the park. He got lots of cum ok.

I was calling that other dutch asshole that was saying the shit about Joran going to the UK and East Europe looking for prey. the dickless says he is not tante so I figure it's another dutch with the inferiority complex

4:24 PM


4:21 PM


Man thats the damn truth!! First one is funny as hell!!!

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pruSHITS!!!! What the fuck are you doing back on here!!!!!! What do you want to say SAY it motherfucker and then LEAVE and get thee fuck OFF of my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9" is the de facto standard in hardcore porno DVDs. Americans mostly have 9 inches, but not the Dutches. The Dutches live in wetlands, their dicks (dikes) are soft in nature, so they can only go extended no more than 6 inches. See the UN Medical journals.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

run nigget run!!!!!

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9" is the de facto standard in hardcore porno DVDs. Americans mostly have 9 inches, but not the Dutches. The Dutches live in wetlands, their dicks (dikes) are soft in nature, so they can only go extended no more than 6 inches. See the UN Medical journals.

4:27 PM

OH SSHITLOLLOLJAJAJA!!!! how ya likee THAT tante!!

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even your president is a big prick..............dick!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Prusites said...

WHAT is your problem dude!!!

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And your vice P too, Dick Cheney!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah? Well at least he aint a fat pig like ole queen beatrux
Queeny Beanny

Ole queen beatrux sittin on a bench
beatin her meat with a monkeywrench
missed her meat and popped her balls
peesed all over her overalls.

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"WHAT is your problem dude!!!"

You!

4:31 PM  
Blogger Tante Bet said...

I think you Yankees are scared, scared of Jorand and us Dutch :)
No other reason for your postings (that are up to their ususal <80 IQpoints again).

Scared little motherfuckers, hahaha :-))))))

Scared of a 200x 300 km country and it's smart 16 mil people, how funny you Yankees are !!

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante...ya fucked up...I opened the bottle of the 151 rum....this stuff is goog...no wonderr Jorraann likes to use on hisss girlzz...oh shit....uuupfff...buuerrp!..threw up in my mouth...man this stuff tastess good even the second time arround...prrrrtttt prrt prrrrtttt!..ok good, got tone back...is the juicy ones that mesz me upp...pfffft! oh crapp here commez thet smell againn..Tante, open the fuckkking door..I don't feeel so goode....I'm slipping on this crap on the fllooor...your dog shit allover heere??....let me smell itt...yep is caca alright...I'll taste it...oh shit...it's my caca....where did that come fromm....Tante, you eunic, open the door I toldd you I is messd up...Tante, how come you got two doors? ONly had one door a little while ago...Tante, I'll sit here till you openn da door...let me pull this wedgie out...dang! I forgot i had no underwear..that's my hair..how my haier get in my crack...Tante....open the damn door

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Well at least he aint a fat pig"

No, you're right he more looks like a baboon!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ole queen beatrux on her throne
washed her cunt with a bar of tone
how it made her sigh and moan
quickly grabbed old kingys bone

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Walks like a baboon!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And talk like a baboon!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure.........

HE IS A BABOON!

YOU COUNTRY IS RULED BY A BABOON!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHAHAHA!!!! 4:33!! ya crack me up so bad!!!!:)

4:36 PM  
Anonymous tantes mamma said...

you are so jealous of the USA tante

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you all for reading now! Gotta go, I had my fun with you baboons!

Bye people of baboonland! The blog is yours!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW you know what USA means actually means?

U Naaitme Steeds!

Bye people of Baboonland!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tante..you fuckerrr...ya didnnt opennn da door...I had to go...your car was unlocked....I went in there cause your neighbor came out to ssee...Taaaaantttteee!!???...I'm serioussss I crapped in your carrr....I wiped with my handdd and rubbed it all over yourrr seeats...is a mess...but I feel beettter....the rum almost gone...Tannte! why you dont open da dooor forr Anita?....I'll do that thing with the mango....you got mangooes?......me tango with da mango...ji ji ji ji....Tante, Tante, Tane got a mango for Aniiita...come on Tantiii....Aniita is feelling reely good for you....pfffffft!!! ji ji ji..that one blow dry my hair that got hte pipi on it....ji ji ....Tannteii...tante...open the door....

4:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One more dimension to add, the bandwidth is 2 inches to the 9" dick. 2" width is a broadband, soperfast for Internet Prono. Joran's may be just about an inch wide, not fast enough for a good lady. Most call girls would want one and half inches speed, otherwise they won't cum. Joran is such a loser and liar.

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:46 that shit is FUUU NYYYYY!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

5:00 PM  

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