Thursday, December 22, 2005

Goedemorgen Aruba...
Attention, Attention. This is a message for the female section of our overseas readers. Buy enough BrEezErs (ie. Bacardi Breezers) for 14 days and stay indoors. Close your doors and windows and turn off the radio and tv. If you unwisely choose to go outside, do NOT go to the Casino, do NOT go to Carlos and Charlie's, and do not approach the beach. GeenStijl Intel has information that Joran van der Sloot has come again to cheer up one happy island with his presence. It appears that criminals always return to the Scene of the Crime. So ladies. You have been warned. If you survive the two dark weeks of winter and "only" get raped, then you've had bad luck. Because these days, men get away with that too. (


Anonymous river_52 said...

Ranzig bericht, geen andere woorden voor! Heeft de poster niets anders te doen.....

6:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GS in da house!

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Ward said...

Lekker boeiend...

7:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone advised Joran not to come back to Aruba before. Now Joran caught himself in a death trap. With the pending impeachment of President Bush, the Americans are very angry over the wiretapping. Anything of corruption caught the eyes of the American public will be a dead man. Joran is no exception, he is the eye of the cover-up storm over Aruba. He somehow will be dead because Steve Cohen has to arrest him under the extreme impeachment pressure from the United States. To put Joran on murder and rape trial in United States will help to divert the attention on the President. The Republican Party recognizes Joran is a valuable target.

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wanner komt hij terug ?

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Innocent until proven guilty. Funny to see how the country that executes innocent teenagers now tries to push their idiotic legislation on other souvereign countries. I wonder how long it will take before Aruba will be accused of hiding weapons of mass-destruction.

Regardless of what happened to Natalee, it is an unimaginably horror for her family. If she has been killed, they have the right to bury her and get the perpetrator convicted. But according to the law, not according to your state of mind. To many innocent people are dead because of the American system. It has proven to be bogus in the past and will do so again in the future. But not with Joran. The dutch system is far from perfect as well. But at least no innocent people will be killed.

And that's my word.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... is er weer lekker snel bij.

GS we like your style.

Joran, Smirnoff doet ook.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH fucking yanks first prove something before you say stupid things, say hi to dr phil! (yeah yeah natalee is in an underground sex house blablabla)



1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter, the Republican Party had to save the President from destrusction. Joran is just a small sacrifice.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous HATE ARUBA said...

Joran aka URINE

Been to aruba 3x's last trip was horriblep, the place is scummy and drug infested the cops are KESTONE DOPES!!

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dompig has been put on alert to arrest Joran. FBI sent the 4 AM cellphone timeline record between Joran and his Dad Paulus. The NFI did not deny its accuracy. The United States all of a sudden is taking a very strong stand on the Natalee case. We will see what happen next.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous HATE ARUBA said...

hey river 52......

so you stick up for somebody that has NO reason to lie, he just decides to lie??? WOW he's really have them same mental capacity sticking up for him......must be another "boy" who drugs woman to get anywhere?? but then again thats ok in your countries, what he did is not against the law.....the USA, it is. we are born and raised with MORALS.....look up the definition.
you're all brain dead sunbaked scums of the some of you have mothers,sisters...daughters?? oh, never mind you probably have sex with them or dont care=no soul= black hearted.....shame on all of you who bash natalee and her family, if your sick of hearing it, get off the computer and get a job!!!!!!

4:07 PM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Ofcourse "Hate Aruba Said"! By the way, have you ever heard me bash Natalee and her family? And besides that....for 32 years now I have a fultime job, so just shit the hell up with your mindless talk! And mothers, suns and so on...?? I have them, so dont bother. USA...born and raised ith morals.... LOLOLOLOL!!!

5:13 PM  
Anonymous hate aruba said...


If those 3 little pukes are innocent, why LIE??? and LIE?? and LIE?? change story's?? They make the police and officials look even dumber than they already are! its amazing. well, when aruba is wiped out finacially maybe joran and the kalpoe's can help build it back up, hahahahaha man, i cant WAIT to see them hung....., and if they dont get hung by justice, SLAM, down the'll come right back around!

6:19 PM  
Blogger medleyrelay said...

A 17 year old kid - lied becuz he was surrounded by lots of people and did not want to talk about what he and Natalee may have done on the beach - are you people all so old and jaded that you cannot remember what it was like to be 17 - it is a very private time for guys and for gals!!

So it seemed easier to tell the first lie - after you lie about that one - and our caught then it is harder to tell the truth becuz others are implicated and it just gets complicated. The only reason we think Joran lied many many times is that is what Beth said - but if the list of lies from Beth was put up on a big board next to the lies of Joran - guess what we would see Beth's lies totally out number Beth's hands down!

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bash her family? you bash joran... what is the difference? go blame your president, bash him for sending young kids to their death for a bunch of lies about weapons of mass destruction... who will comfort those families? stay in the states you people!

beth is starting to look like the long lost sister of george bush!

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw Joran out last night. He looked a little nervous and of course drunk again. No sign of the Kalpoes though. Don't forget Gerald wants to see you before you go. Better get another one of your made up stories ready because Deepak is on the edge. Bitter.


1:53 PM  
Blogger medleyrelay said...

Ya I bet you saw Joran out the other nite - ya tell us another story - and they have known for weeks that LE wants to talk to them - not a rush if it was a real big deal do you think would wait for Xmas break?

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ANIMAL joran,

I was drugged and taken against my will in aruba....................but I lived to tell the truth and the FBI!!!! You WILL not get away with this. How would you feeel if it was YOUR mother missing like Natalee??? Oh, have to have a soul to care. Dont EVER forget tought guy...........WHAT GOES AROUND COMES're jst a little puke, and you will lose everything you have when The Holloways get justice............WE as Americans are pulling together all across our country for Natalee and her family, so dont think for a second we will go away.
Have a nice christmas it may be the last one you have with the "family" you "love", do you even know what that means???

3:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran can get married quick with her American girlfriend Judy, then he is fully protected by his dual citizenships. Her bride Judy has the right to demand the questioning to be delayed for another 30 days due to their Honey Moon in the Dutch Bird Island off the African Ivory Coast. Judy's American parents will vigorously defend their new son-in-law for obvious reasons.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homo praesumitur bonus donec probetur malus! I believe that by the international political pressure and media attention, a serious investigation will be conducted which will either decide , this person is guilty or not-guilty. Let us not trow with muth, and shout to each-other about "Yankees, and the Dutch etc", i can only conclude that some people are really biased, 1 person in a comment even speaking about this guy's cloths etc etc, I don't want to know anything about this guy except for his involvement in crime yes/ no. Do not judge a person by creating your own perceptions, keep your head cool and do no let yourself drive by your emotions.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Joran can get married quick with her American girlfriend Judy, then he is fully protected by his dual citizenships. Her bride Judy has the right to demand the questioning to be delayed for another 30 days due to their Honey Moon in the Dutch Bird Island off the African Ivory Coast. Judy's American parents will vigorously defend their new son-in-law for obvious reasons."

LOL Joran can get married to an American but he will NOT have duel citizenship. First off, he will have to live in USA 10 years before he can even become a citizen of USA. He will need to apply for citizenship and it is very costly with immagration. A lot of paper work and red tape to go through. Call immagration and learn facts before you speak of things you don't know about.

3:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would he want to become a citizen of the USA??????????

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Half of the American people have forgot Joran's name by now. Our country works hard to insure your safety when you are visiting the United States. I know a young man barely older that Joran who has just finished a four year University degree in Criminal Justice to be followed by seven months of police academy. Unfortunately, your police on the island are equivalent to our rent-a-cops at Walmart, Target, etc. A badge, but unfortunately no brains. Frankly, all I'm interested in is the final chapter of Joran's life. He is a prime candidate for a premature death. Drug overdose or maybe found dead from being an alcoholic from the pressure his parents have placed on him in insisting he cover up a very serious crime instead of come clean, take the consequence and move forward in his life eventually. He is a sad boy and you are an island of sad people.

1:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because we aint fucking ARABS that comefrom Aruba thats why!! duhhhh

3:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, enough of the bashing each other both USA and Dutch/Arubans. This is all so immature. Stop with the emotional roller coaster and truly look at this case for what it is. J2K is guilty of crimes. Perhaps not murder, rape, but they are guilty of crimes.

J2K said that they saw the 2 guards approach Natalee when they dropped Natalee off at HI. They were stating this as witnesses and lied, yet nothing being done about it. It is a crime to lie as a witness and punishable by Dutch law. They again are just over looking it. Obstruction to a Crime is a criminal offense. Suspects can lie and get away with it, but witnesses can not. When J2K stated this to ALE about the 2 black guards they were stating it as witnesses.

Not to mention Steven Croes. He lied as a witness and ALE has not arrested Steve Croes. Hellooooooo?!?!

Those who say there is not evidence of crime, well here are just a couple. I could list more but it will not convience anyone that J2K are guilty of anything.

There's a ton of circumstantial evidence in this case to convict these kids. I want to tell you there's more circumstantial evidence in this case than there was in the Scott Peterson case.

Joran said: "I will tell the truth, the truth will come out ONE DAY but I am not going to do that now."

Anyone making this statement is obviously witholding evidence. In my humble opinion, that statement alone should be enough to have Joran hauled him back in for questioning. I cannot understand why he was never made to clarify that statement.

This case is very simple, and my belief is that if it happened here in the states it would have been solved by now.
The basics are: 1.) A young pretty America girl is missing, 2.) The last persons known to have spent time with Natalee have all been confirmed as not telling the truth about how and where they spent time with Natalee, 3.) The ALE did not investigate the "last" persons known to be with Natalee until 10 days after she went missing-police work 101, investigate the last persons known to be with the missing person, 4.) The Dutch judicial system is different than the system here in the states-thus more burden of proof is placed on the prosecution to prove beyond a reasonable doubt, 5.) No plea bargaining is allowed in the Dutch system, therefore it's all or nothing when it comes to charging the suspects, 6.) Due to the incompetent/corrupt ALE (which ever you choose to believe) we have no evidence to "prove" that the suspects are responsible for a "crime". Therefore, making a conviction for the prosecution virtually impossible due to the lack of "legal" evidence.

Therefore, we have the proverbial "rock and a hard place" situation here. Anyone with one half of one quarter of a brain cell knows that the suspects are guilty of "something"-"something", being the operative term here. So in my humble opinion we will all have to agree to disagree on the veracity of the "facts" surrounding this case. The only thing that distracts from the basic facts of the case are the personal opinions to which we all have a right to keep. However, what is glaringly apparent is that the Aruban Authorities do not care for Mrs. Beth Holloway Twitty and this has influenced the quality by which they interact with her, and to that end it makes the situation much more volatile when the Mother of the "victim" is not given the basic deference and respect that should be afforded her in light of what a reasonable evaluation of the circumstantial evidence indicates has happened to Natalee. Common sense would dictate that trying to discredit the parent of a missing child would not be the wisest course of action to take when faced with the obvious mistakes that have been made by the ALE in this case. In closing this case is not a "Dutch" thing or an "Aruban" thing or even an "American" thing, simply put it is an immense personal family tragedy for the Holloway and Twitty families, and we all should be able to agree on that.

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who can argue with that? nicely said. Unfortunately, Joran is too much of a sissy to ever tell the truth. He will take it to the grave, which is when he'll receive his punishment. We're all just mad because we want immediate restitution and chances are we won't be there when Joran and the Kalpoes get theirs. Think about this!! Would you rather receive your punishment now and get it over with OR spend your entire life in a state of anxiety knowing that your comeupence will be waiting for you when you pass. I'll take mine now please. Plus, he's only young and seeing how the Dutch Legal system works. He'd probably only be in the jail for less than 10 years. That's plenty of time to start over. Wouldn't you say?

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW so much hatred this has all gotten out of control and away from the real subject at hand--what happened to Natalie?!?!?! If it was your sister you would want to know.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the person dogging the USA--take a look back in history---Where would your Country be without the USA??????? (under Hitler's control?????)

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please consider this. Pick a person who is very important to you and you love. Now try for 5 minutes to believe this person has gone missing and nobody has any idea as to where they are. How do you feel? Now try to imagine it's been several months and there may be people who know the truth but aren't saying anything. How do you feel? I'm sure most of us would react the same way as Beth Twitty if we were wearing her shoes. J & D, send her home.

1:44 PM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Een weekje weg en weer terug in het ranzige gekakel!

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Where would your Country be without the USA??????? (under Hitler's control?????)"
Ever heard of New York (aka (founded as) Nieuw Amsterdam)???????

11:23 PM  
Anonymous HATE ARUBA said...


nobody forgets what its like to be 17 and doing things tht teens do come one now. and he lied cuz he was scared........with a smug smile like that he didnt look ONE bit scared. though paul-ass his father who told him to lie was sweating like a the pig he is. people can lie and have no problem doing it when they have no soul. i dont think they meant to kill natalee......they gave her a date rape drug.....common knowledge lets face been there in aruba went thru in it with a friend.....( in 1996 )though all survivors. i think natallee had just a little too much alcohol in her system and the drug killed her. the 3 punks panicked and then paulASS stepped in along with the dj boat guys etc......joran will never crack............but somebody somewhere will get him, and it will be his father weeping, when he should've made him tell the truth. drug dealers and hired hit men love to get their hands on boys that dittle grils and woman, they just love it!!!!!! what your back URINE/JORAN they wont drug you so that you feel nothing they'll make sure you remember ever minute.....only hope its video taped for all to see, ya filthy pig!
oh and happy new year....mihgt be your last ugly boy!

9:45 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Ready now with filth throwing?? Discuss with facts, not with tabloid; you should be a good papparazi.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, let me say that I'm an American who has visited Aruba. It was my first real trip out of the US and I cannot wait to get back there again. So, NOT every American is interested in boycotting Aruba, or more importantly, their people.

I understand the pain and suffering that Natalee's family must be going thru and I truly sympathize. However, why start a boycott that would hurt the economy of the Aruban people that had nothing to do with their daughters dissappearance? I can see throwing accusations and wanting answers from the last people who were have known to have seen her alive, but until they are proven guilty of a crime, what more can anyone do? I believe the Aruban authorities are doing the very best they can do to find out what happened to Natalee and to conduct a thorough investigation, but I'm sure it is quite a tough task for the Aruban authorities to move ahead with accusations of being inadequate in their jobs and having to worry that visitors won't visit Aruba due to the boycott.

I cannot say that the young men involved are guilty or not guilty. That is not my place to judge. They could very well be innocent. What if Natalee truly drowned and was washed out to sea? She was drinking, no?

I just wish Natalee's family was as aggressive with the so-called chaperones and her friends as they have been with Joran's family and the Aruban authorities.

You just don't take a group of young people that just graduated high school into a place that serves alchohol and turn them loose. Your not allowed to drink in the US (most states anyway) until your the age of 21. Why did the adults in CHARGE think it was okay for these teenagers to go into a bar in the first place??? The question I keep coming back to is "WHY"??? Why did Adult chaperones allow Natalee to leave unsupervised with anyone she didn't know, especially in a foreign country??? More importantly, why didn't her friends try and stop her and tell her that she should be conducting herself more like a self-respecting young lady and not leave with 3 male strangers from a bar??? I've never heard Beth Twitty once state that she questioned why her daughter was allowed to roam free in a foreign land, in a bar, without someone knowing what the hell happened to her. I don't see them bringing civil suits against the adult supervision that was present when Natalee disappeared. I would like to see them held accountable for their reckless actions, too!

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's had 9 months to keep making up stories to see which one would work. It's like rehearsing a part for a movie. If the USA is so bad, then why did Joran want to come here to college, why did he come here to do his 2 interviews,why didn't he tell it in Holland?? Why not answer questions the police want answers to in his own country. He's old enough to drink and gamble underage all night. Innocent until proven guilty. It's not guilty or guilty. not innocent. People bring up innocent until proven guilty and then they say look at OJ.. Do you think he is also innocent?? Ask Nicoles family. This is a blog for people to state their opinions, not a court of law. The only time he feels sad is when he talks about himself and that's quite often. He's created his own Beauty and the Beast story and in it..He's Beauty..

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They were supervisors, not BABYSITTERS.They are not to blame for Joran and the Kalpoes killing Natalee. Stop spinning it doesnt work. Who would have thought Aruba was so unfit for teen agers they claim to be safe island that is a lie . What a BS story that is .

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A boycott is definitely the answer. Crap rolls down hill. If they do not have the tourist to sell their drugs to or shop and stay and dine in Aruba, at some point something or someone has to give. It's motto won't be One Happy Island and someone will speak. When you hurt people in their pockets it makes a world of difference than making threats. I spent 11 days in Aruba and absolutely loved it but, I will never spend one more day there in my life. So many places to travel that worship tourist. Why give my money to a country that does not value us? People of Aruba know something and are choosing to keep it hush,hush. So while Natalee's disappearance is unknown. Our appearance in Aruba should not be shown. Why let them state that there has been a 7% increase in tourism? Let them start hating their neighbors for their loss and speak up.

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody do us all a favor and hunt him down and shoot him and his fucking lying cunt of a father in the face. THANK YOU!


Shoot him. End of story.

You will never get the truth from this lying pussy Dutchman. Shoot him.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous prdv said...

Ach, wie gelooft er nou GeenStijl

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The United State Goverment should send a Sharp Shooter from the US Marine corps to drop him in his spot. Gun the bastard down in his tracks. That would do justice for the American People!

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Kketten said...

The people of Aruba may not have killed Natalie themselves but they sure turned there backs on her mother (and bad mouthed Americans) after she called that little pig a murderer. She demanded answers like any parent would and they treated her like trash. If it were my child that whole country would still be burning.

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know I will never go to Aruba and never will anyone I know!! SICK!

1:22 AM  

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