Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Joran: I Would Sue Dr.Phil
Speaking to Diario Newspapers, Joran Van Der Sloot said he would have sued Dr. Phil for damages had he been in Deepak's position. Joran, who has been carrying a low profile since returning to Aruba for Christmas, told Diaro's Giovanni Lane that he enjoyed spending christmas with his family and believes the Aruban boycott is unjustified. Sources say Joran has been offered protection by the Government of Aruba to ensure his safety on the island. It is still unclear if Joran has kissed and made up with the Kalpoe Brothers, Deepak and Satish.


(Translate of the article)

27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the sublime to the ridiculous! Better be a fool & remain silent than speak and prove it. Does Joran think the little power his family has in Aruba can scare Dr.Phil? Naive if not dumb. He's decieving himself if he think's he can challenge the unlimited pockets of Dr.Phil and Paramount studios.

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must Dr. Phil or are you Jamie Skeeter?

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran is happy at home and enjoying his holidays.

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran's been protected by the government since the beginning. Do Deepak and Satish get government protection also?

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Deborah Donnely said...

Joran is happy at home and enjoying his holidays.

Occasionally, we put on a show, as if to convince ourselves our secrets aren't really all that terrible. Yes, the game of make-believe is a simple one. You start by lying to yourself, and if you can get others to believe those lies, you win.

1:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran is having a happy holiday? I don't think so. Let's see, is he out clubing, is he getting together with the boys, is he out finding new bait, is he gambling at the casinos? Nope, he is hold up in the family compound under the watchful eyes of his parents at 19! Wow, what a great holiday! Not. He is paying for those lies. He is going to keep paying until he tells the truth but then he has to decide to do that later, right? College must be a big disappointment too. No tennis scholarship and living with relatives? Can't trust any new friends as they can sell their story for a few bucks to the NE or Current Affairs. Oh yeah, what a great life this guy has. Anyone who thinks watching your back day in and day out is having fun might need to check it out. People are watching him, very closely. Police protection is a two way street.
A New Year is here but he has the shadow of the summer of '05 hanging over him until he tells the truth.

7:14 AM  
Blogger Zarina said...

Joran will never live a comfortable life as long as Natalee remains missing.
I am tired of the stupid theories.
Eventually the parents will realise only the truth will set them free.
We all want the truth!

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must say I'm excited. Just when I thought I'd heard it all. I'm treated to an opinion by none other than Joran Van Der Sloot. The boy who is single handedly bringing down the economy of Aruba and a practicing bafoon who apparently just leaves defenseless girls on beaches when he's had enough of them. Notice the lack of accusations. Joran says he "believes the Aruban boycott is unjustified". This is one of the finest examples of TRUTH I've read on this blog. Joran, you are correct. It is unjust. You, however, are the cause of this injustice. Is your ability to tell the truth as strong as your opinion of the boycott? I wish it were so. It's time JVDS, it's time.

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TOURISM HAS GONE UP 7% SINCE THE NATLAEE HOLLOWAY CASE!!!

9:03 PM  
Blogger Zarina said...

TOURISM HAS GONE UP 7% SINCE THE NATLAEE HOLLOWAY CASE!!!
hahahaha
that is why Aruba is now advertising in papers and the travelweek at my work for Agent deals. LOL
I bet the type of tourist is no longer the mostly rich and upscale anymore.
You will all have to work harder for the tourist now.

6:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's wait and see how many H.S. go to Aruba for their Sr. trip 2006! Cancun is the big place to go where they can provide safety and assistance to the families of tourists unlike Aruba. It will take time as travel plans are usually set well in advance. If Aruba wasn't worried, why all the fuss from the Tourism Board? How many of that 7% is U.S. $$$$?

8:31 AM  
Blogger medleyrelay said...

Perhaps Joran has discovered just how much home and family mean to him - he may not need to club and party - none of you people know this young 18 year old at all. He has been able to go out in Holland, he may just want to be home with his family. When my son comes home from college that is what he does, he does not feel the need to go out like he does at school. All of you like to sit in judgement of Joran and yet you do not know him at all. this case is so totally beyond what anyone thinks it is, as Joran predicts eventually the truth will come out and the walls will not tumble on Joran but perhaps the Twitts!!

11:46 AM  
Blogger medleyrelay said...

I think Deepak should sue Philly too - anyone got some free lawyering for ole Deepak - maybe Paulus can represent him . . .

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's good you believe everything you read and hear. You're the type of person the media loves. Simple and gullible, in which your brilliant tourism statistic remark reinforces. Boycott's, as history has shown, are not very useful. For the WT that go there, a boycott only adds enticement. I don't need someone to tell me not to go to Aruba. I already know it's a dump.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont understand how anybody can talk about the Van Der Sloot's family pain? All of the Van Der Sloots are still alive and well and foing on with there lives. They get to see there son graduate from colledge and get married and have babies.....Natalee's mom doesnt get anything....but a missing daughter and an entire culture that doesnt give a damn. Joran Van Der Sloot is a liar and probably a murderer.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's wait and see how many H.S. go to Aruba for their Sr. trip 2006! Cancun is the big place to go where they can provide safety and assistance to the families of tourists unlike Aruba.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The HS students shouldn't have been going on drinking/party junkets to Aruba or anywhere else for that matter. They cannot legally drink in the US for 4 more years and there is a reason for that. Cancun is not as safe as Aruba if the behavior and lack of supervision is no different than the MB group in Aruba. There is more to this story that has come out and it is not related to what the three suspects also don't know.

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deepak cannot sue for a very simple reason. A lawsuit pertaining to the alleged manipulated tapes would have to be filed in a United States Federal Court. In a civil court there is no 5th Amendment protections (no right to remain silent) they would be required to testify against themselves. If they tell the truth they would be in a lot more trouble and if they lied they would face charges of perjury.

It was not an issue of money, because they would just need the filing fee. The attorney would work on a contingency bases meaning he would get a portion of the settlement or judgement.

They just cannot swear to tell the truth. They cannot remain silent.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Sueing Phill should be a good thing to do for Joran, this soapy kind of figure as Phill is. Al those infantile theories, haitmails, death wishes and so on...No body, no crime (I know, I've been death sentenced by some Mountain Brookie for it a while ago, but still I'm writing it down). For me he stays someone who'se been tricked into something beyond imagination. His holidays with his family were very good for him. Besides that, I noticed someone who seems to know a lot:

"...Joran is having a happy holiday? I don't think so. Let's see, is he out clubing, is he getting together with the boys, is he out finding new bait, is he gambling at the casinos? Nope, he is hold up in the family compound under the watchful eyes of his parents at 19! Wow, what a great holiday! Not. He is paying for those lies. He is going to keep paying until he tells the truth but then he has to decide to do that later, right? College must be a big disappointment too. No tennis scholarship and living with relatives? Can't trust any new friends as they can sell their story for a few bucks to the NE or Current Affairs. Oh yeah, what a great life this guy has. Anyone who thinks watching your back day in and day out is having fun might need to check it out. People are watching him, very closely. Police protection is a two way street.
A New Year is here but he has the shadow of the summer of '05 hanging over him until he tells the truth...."

Is this written out of pity? Or is there a sarcastic laughter behind it? It's time this kind of crab will be thrown out of this blog! He's had enough of this kind of stuff (don't get me wrong by using the word "stuff"!! Not that kind of stuff!!). And I'm sorry for all the non-believers, Joran had a good time with his family and made new friends in Holland!

Medleyrelay you'll be hearing soon from me!

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Let's wait and see how many H.S. go to Aruba for their Sr. trip 2006! Cancun is the big place to go where they can provide safety and assistance to the families of tourists unlike Aruba."

No way I would let my graduating hs student go to Cancun - just another dangerous drinking and partying junket,much more dangerous than Aruba. Unless in a very small group with parents or good adult supervision, they are better off staying state side where alcohol is not legal until age 21. By then they have grown up a bit.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deepak cannot sue yet over the altered tapes on the Dr Phil show because there is currently an active investigation. Time will pass and case will be closed. Then he can sue.

2:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is he going to sue about? The fact that an American TV show edits their tapes for broadcast? LOL, it is called programming.The chain of who did what to the tape is buried. Did you really think that a three hour interview would be fully aired? If he tires to sue he will have to answer questions in civil court where the standard is less than in criminal court. Rememmber OJ? or Blake? Bring it on and let's hear what he has to say. He doesn't want to get near a courtroom.

6:42 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Then show the right moments and speeches of the tape!

6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring it on Joran we would love to have you in our court room in the USA.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Sandi said...

Question? Why doesn't someone help the two security guards sue Kalpoes and Joran van der Jerk? Isn't that lying to authorities, obstruction of justice, undue hardship of the two guards, harassment, loss of income, job and an untold amount of pain and suffering for them? Or does that fly in Aruba too?

2:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SATISH/DEEPAK... You both know what happened to Natalee. Please say something...Stop protecting him. If it was your sister would you not want to know what happened to her? There is protection I'm sure for both of you if you say something. I am convinced you are afraid to say anything....It's not to late....

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran Van der Sloot is a lying cunt that needs to be shot in the face.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ten people. When I look at the pictures I see party, boats, dilated pupils, sex slave, palm island, and corrupted parents who try to protect their own identity, their country, and their MILLIONS that punks may owe them.

As I look over Nathaly's picture, I feel cold, happy, but disspointed that other people (indirectly) abducted me, drugged me, raped me, and then sold me to Surinamese/Colombian sex slave investors.

Yes she is Dead. Two guys raped her, they were around their early early 20s, one guy drugged her at a well-known bar, and one had the idea to make MONEY FOR BET by selling her body to Sexslave/coke dealers between Aruba and Venezuela, but unfortunately, she did not make it. She sophocated and was thrown over board.

An older guy was crucial in saving these three guys ass. 7People are involved in this case. Dutch2, Dutch Guyana2, Colombian2, and Aruban1.

As I develop my psychic abilities, I will one day make a deeper connection with Nately and I will be able to link these mother fuckers DIRECTLY to the crime scene. You can run, but you can't hide, ATOMS works in mysterious ways.

10:18 AM  

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