Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The Last Night Of Fun
This 'poem' was posted (by unknown poster) on Joran Van Der Sloot's Zorpia.

T’was the last night of fun,
Which those teens would recall,
The setting of the sun,
A new life in the fall.



New people she met
Her world seemed all right.
Just one last ‘hurrah’
At the end of the night.



“We’ll go see the lighthouse,
We’ll walk on the beach”
They drove out of sight,
She’s no longer in reach…



A parent’s worst nightmare,
A trip into hell,
The Dutchmen are thinking,
A story to tell.



From the Vandersloot house
There arose such a clatter
Paul couldn’t stop sweating
He KNEW what was the matter!



When what to his wondering eyes
did appear
A van full of rebels,
“Oh $h*t, they’re here!!”



From the top of the landfill
To the bottom of the sea
“Pretend that we’re searching,
Then charge them a fee.”



Joran sits alone,
in a jail for the summer
He cries to the judge
"why my life such a bummer?"



"so sorry" says Judge,
“for all of your strife.”
“Now fly off to Holland,
get on with your life!



Joran speaks on camera,
He has nothing to fear.
He talks all he wants,
His Daddy is near!



Karin Jannsen is dim,
Gives blondes a bad name
Won’t talk to Beth,
Gives Aruba much shame.



“We do not search houses,
That’s the cowboy way,
But if you are a black man,
Well, then it’s OK.”



Arlene has a fit
for the boycott we’re seeking.
You can’t produce Natalee,
So stop your shrieking!!



Chief Dompig announces
who is to blame
Through ‘Vanity Fair’,
he calls them by name,



It’s Beth and it’s Greta,and it’s Robin and Dave,
Remember,we have our tourism to save.



It’s Phil, and Jamie, and that Nancy Grace,
You know how we hate having her in our face!

(Screenshots of original post 1,2,3,4,5)

28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

T'was the night before Christmas, ARUBAN style!! «
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T’was the last night of fun,
Which those teens would recall,
The setting of the sun,
A new life in the fall.

New people she met
Her world seemed all right.
Just one last ‘hurrah’
At the end of the night.

“We’ll go see the lighthouse,
We’ll walk on the beach”
They drove out of sight,
She’s no longer in reach…

A parent’s worst nightmare,
A trip into hell,
The Dutchmen are thinking,
A story to tell.

From the Vandersloot house
There arose such a clatter
Paul couldn’t stop sweating
He KNEW what was the matter!

When what to his wondering eyes did appear
A van full of rebels,
“Oh $h*t, they’re here!!”

The stories are told,
At least a few dozen.
Seems everyone here
Is somebody’s cousin.

Dennis Jacobs asked Dave,
“How much money you got?”
if you rich we will search,
but we won’t, ‘cause you not!”

Karin Jannsen is dim,
Gives blondes a bad name
Won’t talk to Beth,
Gives Aruba much shame.

“We do not search houses,
That’s the cowboy way,
But if you are a black man,
Well, then it’s OK.”

Reuben Trapenburg says,
“Aruba is free,
For family who comes
To search for Natalee”

From the top of the landfill
To the bottom of the sea
“Pretend that we’re searching,
Then charge them a fee.”

Joran sits alone,
in a jail for the summer
He cries to the judge
"why my life such a bummer?"

“So sorry” says Judge,
“for all of your strife.”
“Now fly off to Holland,
get on with your life!”

The three boys are sent walking
“We’ll set up a trap
Those boys, they’ll start talking,”
(Wow, you’re full of crap!)

Mama says, “we all lie,
There’s no point in this drama
When they bad I just say
‘why you lie to your mama?’”

Joran speaks on camera,
He has nothing to fear.
He talks all he wants,
His Daddy is near!

Deepak – enough with the BS already
She did or she didn’t …
you wouldn’t believe
How easy it is to BS and deceive

Satish is so quiet
he says ne’er a word.
Can his lawyer speak English?
Will his version be heard?

Chief Dompig declares,
“they’re all guilty as hell”,
But the ALE office
still has a smell.

Arlene has a fit
for the boycott we’re seeking.
You can’t produce Natalee,
So stop your shrieking!!

“It’s an ongoing case,
we work ‘round the clock.”
Yeah, OK Arlene,
Stuff that shriek with a sock!

Chief Dompig announces
who is to blame
Through ‘Vanity Fair’,
he calls them by name,

It’s Beth and it’s Greta,and it’s Robin and Dave,
Remember,we have our tourism to save.

It’s Phil, and Jamie, and that Nancy Grace,
You know how we hate having her in our face!

Joe Mamanna’s a gangster, And don’t forget Jug.
Put all the evidence under that rug!

While America considers the possible dread,
Visions of Extasy fill Joran’s head
He flashes a smile to hide inner wrath,
Of course he does….he’s a sociopath!

He hears Daddy’s words, time after time,
“Remember my boy, no body NO CRIME!”

2:00 AM  
Anonymous river_52 said...

Walgelijk. Joran zou dit posten op zijn log? No way!

3:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carol Janssen is fired by the Queen of Holland. Beth Twitty is so popular that she can either save the Bush Administration from the further embrassment of the ill conceived Iraqui war, or she can help the Democrats to win back the White House in 2008. Both of the Republican and Democratic parties are planning to bring Beth into the Presidential Election Preocess. Beth has the heart of American and she loves her daughter Natalee who is a victim of foreign government corruptions. Beth can know the facts and speaks fair and does the right thing.

6:40 AM  
Blogger raindrops said...

Hi, river!
Ano 6:40 you are delusional - Beth will have no influence in the presidential election.

7:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joran is not at the issue anymore. The fate of the Aruban nation is at stake. Joran was the beginning, and the destruction of Aruban government is the end result. The Aruban government officials are trembling and come to American Congress pleading for help. Holland is so angry about the way the Natalee case been handled so scandalously by the ALE. Holland governments are losing the reconstruction funding from the United States. People are not filling up their cars with gasoline at the Shell gas stations because of Natalee.

8:49 AM  
Blogger medleyrelay said...

Gee a new thread, but since it takes days to see your posts what is the point?

So much to talk about too, especially whether Jug is the baby's papa - ya let us talk about that interesting little bit of thought provoking news??!!

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eventhough he is a total git, I must agree with medleyrelay. Leave the thread open so we can post in real time. Anyway, more blah blah blah. Holland and Aruba are only screwing themselves out of existence. It's quite obvious they don't care about anyone or anything but tourism. If you don't or won't do anything by now to solve this case. Then you probably deserve to go under. I know that's mean spirited, but get a clue people. EVERYONE is watching. Time to come clean, because nobody here in Holland wants you back after Aruba shuts down. Maybe you could sell Aruba to Cuba. People there always seem to be wanting to leave.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a good point here. The boycott is very subtle. People are very angry with the war and very depressed. They just don't want to do anything with Dutch in it. They don't date Dutch chicks. Don't drink Dutch beer and don't buy Dutch gas.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another bad thing about it was people don't want to get ditched (Dutched) or pissed at. For a lovely American girl first time fell in love with a Dutch guy in a foreign island and got raped and murdered by three perverts, the Dutch authorities just turned a blind eye and ignored the crime and acted as nothing happened. Arubans think they have a crimeless society as they claim their doctrine "No Body, No Crime". Now these three suspects on loose will kill again if the American public will tolerate this lawlessness in Aruba. The Queen of Holand talked to the Hague Parliament members about the danger of providing a good cause and incitement for the Muslims in Holland to rape the white girls in Amsterdam and start a riot in the Red Light District and burn down the city; exactly like what had destroyed Paris in France lately by their Muslims population. This is an impending danger to Holland coming from Aruba.

12:36 AM  
Blogger raindrops said...

medleyrelay said...So much to talk about too, especially whether Jug is the baby's papa - ya let us talk about that interesting little bit of thought provoking news??!!


News? Sounds more like unsubstantiated gossip or rumor mongering than news.

3:02 AM  
Blogger medleyrelay said...

Well, actually that idea was posted by a highly intelligent man who has been studying this case from day 1 - thinks Beth has Mauchausian by proxy, and Jug could possibly be very guilty of sexual stuff against Natalee - so this did not come from some rumor on line - it came from a source with a degree in psychology and much background in studying whaco people!

also after reading the VF article - I think one of the biggest problems in this case from day one was the manner the Alabama desended on this island - acting like the Civil War had not been fought and more like the KKK - they just felt all this darkskinned cops were lower than low - and dissed them whenever they could. No one wants to talk about that angle to what went wrong here - but I personally think that it is huge! I will wait the 24 necessary hours to see my post!

9:52 AM  
Blogger raindrops said...

If Beth were a classic Munchausen by proxy abuser and this caused Natalee to disappear, odds are there would be numerous episodes in Natalee's life and her brother's involving mysterious illnesses, trips to the hospital, close calls - all things that would gather attention. If Beth has developed a fascination with the limelight since the disappearance, then Munchausen wasn't responsible for the behavior beforehand. What EVIDENCE exists that Jug sexually abused Natalee? I'm not talking about conjecture and supposition - hard evidence. (And, no, having bad hair isn't evidence either though some seem to think it is. If it were, we could convict Donald Trump of every crime known to man.) It's irresponsible to accuse Jug of abusing her without evidence - just like it's irresponsible to be ready to convict the three young men involved without proof, as some have done. Joran, Satish, and Deepak deserve to have their lives back if the legal system cannot prove they have done wrong. I'd certainly want as much for my son if he were in such a position. It's also irresponsible to conclude that Natalee behaved like a slut - which some have done based on what Joran or Deepak said or their own interpretation of events. Heresay isn't reliable either - especially when the source may be questionable.

We could all pull out our college degrees and fling them around - a Master's trumps a Bachelor's and keep going until we are blue in the face. That doesn't make us any more correct. A theory is still just a theory. And a genius IQ,whether real or imagined, doesn't make a theory the truth.

Maybe Natalee did run away - maybe she didn't. I would like to believe she is alive - though if she is, she deserves to be punished for allowing all this trouble to go on for so long. But until she walks through someone's door she remains a missing person.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Juran---Listen up!!! Listen real carefully!!! Read this!!! You are an arrogant BULLY!!! You are a POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!! YOU are not worth the chemicals which make up your body AND You will suffer the DAMNATION OF HELL for what you did to Natalee Holloway--You made a poor choice when you decided not to tell the truth about your time with Natalee Holloway and how that time ended. Your days will be spent in apprehension and fear--Your nights will be sweaty and tortured. And THEN--You will pay for your stupidity--The price will be very high--BUT at last you will see what a piece of SHIT you really are!!! Enjoy your pityfull life--ARSHLOCH.

8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raindrops, the "highly intelligent man who has been studying this case from day 1 " is Harry Tho from Hyscience.com.....

he sounds like a quack just like Dan Riehl....amazing how people get brainwashed by these blog owners!!!!!
Your comment could not have been said any better

1:51 PM  
Blogger medleyrelay said...

No you are wrong - the highly intelligent man is not Harry or Dan - although I think they are also very intelligent! Not everyone that blogs just talks without any knowlege - give me a break - you all will find out the Truth soon!

and you can stop with your Juron crap - give the guy a break he left her on the beach that is the worst of his crimes - Natalee is fine, pregnant and safe - the letter will be validated.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My prediction is that Joran will be burning in the deepest reaches of hell at this time next year.

4:13 PM  
Blogger raindrops said...

Yeah, I've been to hyscience and read the conjecture there - Harry and Dan Riehl must have been separated at birth.

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANO 8 AM....Or should I say JOE MamaMan...Shut the hell up! You are the true blue criminal with a rap sheet a mile long. You are the F!@&ing bully !

6:54 PM  
Blogger Zarina said...

excellent poem! It says it all!

4:12 PM  
Blogger Charlie said...

Post your pics on your profile ladies. Thank you.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tourism in Aruba rises.

CNN's Nancy Grace said on a radio program presented by Don Imus, that since the disappearance of Natalee Holloway tourism has risen with 7%. She said she couldn't understand why. "70% of these tourists are Americans... how is this possible?"

She states that she doesn't understand her fellow Americans who choose to spend their holidays in Aruba.

I think anyone can decide where to spend their vacations. Its their $$ to spend anyway.

7:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nancy Grace is a CUNT.

5:07 AM  
Blogger Casandra Westbrooks said...

i would vacation there. :) we make choices... and you can choose to leave the bar with 3 strange guys... or you could go back to your room with your friends... YOU pick...

12:01 AM  
Blogger Huckleberry_hound2006 said...

I would go back to my room with my friends.

2:31 AM  
Anonymous KoKo said...

Yes, people make poor choices at times, that does not mean that they should murdered because of them. That's the same type of lughead thinking that would claim a rape victim had it coming because of what they were wearing.

Aruba is a wonderful place to vacation...
Especially, if it is the last time you would
like to see your children ALIVE.

B*YC*TT ARUBA - B*YC*TT ARUBA - B*YC*TT ARUBA

Please, consider the Aruba B*yc*tt seriously
when making your travel plans or web purchases.
All I ask is that you consider it carefully.
Whatever you decide, I thank you for your time
and consideration. Help find justice for
N@t@lee. (NH)

B*YC*TT ARUBA - B*YC*TT ARUBA - B*YC*TT ARUBA


A message for:
Jor@n, P@ulus, Deep@k, and S@tish..

You are being stalked, stalked by a relentless killer! The
killer's name is 'TRUTH.' It does not need breaks, it needs
very little sleep, and I want you all to know that it is
coming for you. Just as surely as water can cut through
rocks by cumulative attrition over time, this
same type of process will eventually be the end of each one of you.

The capacity to lie has also been claimed to be possessed by non-humans in language studies with Great Apes. One famous case was that of Koko the Gorilla; confronted by her handlers after a tantrum in which she had torn a steel sink out of its moorings, she signed in American Sign Language, "cat did it," pointing at her tiny kitten. It is unclear if this was a joke or a genuine attempt at blaming her tiny pet.

Joran, I would believe 'KoKo' the gorilla before I would believe you.

Quote:
“Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.”
Albert Einstein

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You will have money power here on earth but hell here after . I think his dad will die sudden and his son will be left out to hang by hisself like N.H . He will strike again because of his limp dick and has to give females drugs to perform with his ugly ass . Dark forces have surrounded the evil young man and he will cry out loud . He is a bitch with a dick that cant get fucked unless he drugs them .. reap it and take it to hell . Hope u believe in god for he is only one can control this and you ask for his forgiveness . What kind of man takes girl out and fucks her and doesnt return her home .. A piece of shit brains with money .. Hope you wipe your ass with chewing gum bc your days are comeing and you will never be like your father on the bar association you failed big time and your life is shit for ever .

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your country is ran only by american's who hide there money and corrupt ways ... like your father handles there leagal affairs . tell the truth he has covered some important americans up and that is only reason why your mug appears to be free . the dirt will come out wait and see and you will be poor and will eat shit and you will die a dirty rotton piece of shit . May god have mercy on you . hope your money falls in fire and u are poor and have to search for food on ground nasty terd .

9:59 AM  
Anonymous cely said...

Joran is a Monster and I hope he is put away for LIFE!! He is nobody to decide over a person’s well being... Joran If you ever read this you should ask for forgiveness before is to Late to God, Natalees Mother, and all the people that you have hurt... I hope that you are sentence by law to prison and you will be able to experience what you have inflicted upon others while your taking a FUCKING COLD SHOWER AND BABA gives you a taste of ur own medicine, cause hey after all you are hott and a bad boy like you ufff you drive all ur horney inmate wild!!!!! FUCKER U BURN IN HELL !!!!!

12:41 PM  

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